Funniest Advice Letter I have ever read

[bleedingheart]

this one is old...but gosh...it still makes me laugh.

"Q: I think it's very, very, very, sexy for me to wear low-rise jeans and then for me to pull my thong up very high on my waist so that the sides of the thong show above my pants. I really get a reaction out of people at the grocery store and when I go to pick up my dog at the dog day-care place, and at church. And you should see the guys at the clubs when I walk in. But my boss has told me that even though Friday is casual Friday, it's inappropriate for me to wear my thong like that. Is this workplace discrimination and harassment? I don't want to get in trouble at work or suffer a professional failure just because I am so smokin' hot, but I also like to express myself through fashion. What could I do?


-- CASSIE KELLER,
Overland Park, Kan
"

Here is the link to the Advice column and the answer the guy gives...

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05359/626730-317.stm

[MissMillie]

1. "I don't want to... suffer a professional failure just because I am so smokin' hot..."

oh brother

[LaraMN]

2. Bwahaha! What a conundrum!

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

3. That can't be a real letter, can it?

I don't see many women writing, "I am so smokin' hot" even if they are?

But, maybe it's different in Overland Park?

[libodem]

5. I misread

'smokin' hot' as 'even though I've been smokin' pot' the first time through and thought , man, you must be.

[bleedingheart]

6. I have no idea...but it was published in the Post Gazette here in Pittsburgh

and I remember reading it when it came out and I laughed and laughed....and then I took it to work and posted it on the fridge...it was just too funny not to share...

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. The chick on the Nutri-System commercials says it...

and it's just as annoying when she says it.

I can't decide whom I hate more. Her or the southern fried moron who says "Mah huuuuusband? He said ah wuzzzz HAWWWWWWWWWWT."

[NewJeffCT]

11. It's different when you say your husband (or boyfriend or girlfriend)

says you're hot, than proclaiming it unsolicited.

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. Ah, I see.

Being old, boring and married (and definitely no longer hot, nor thong-wearing), I appreciate knowing this.

:thumbsup:

[reyd reid reed]

4. Oh. My. God.

:wow:

:rofl:

[Hugin]

7. That's hot!

:rofl:

[Blue Diadem]

8. I just recently learned that it's referred to as Whale tail.

My daughter informed me of that when kids at the University told her.


I loved the advice guy's response!

"Sorry to rain on your smokin' hot panty parade,"

:rofl:

[dubyaD40web]

10. That HAS to be real.

Knowing Overland Park, that has to be a real post. Oh, and there is a LOT of smokin' hot people there.

/lives 5 miles away.