On the night in which he was betrayed, Colonel Sanders took the bucket of chicken, gave thanks,...

[JVS]

broke it, and said "Take, eat, this is my chicken, which is broken for you for the remission of hunger" Do this in rememberance of me.

[Burma Jones]

1. ooooooooohhhhhhh, you're going to HELL

or Kentucky maybe.....

[JVS]

5. I had a dream last night where that was what the clerk at KFC said when I was waiting for my order.

I woke up when he was about to begin the biscuit adoration.

[Burma Jones]

9. This is because of the Tridentine Mass, isn't it?

Antiphona, Introibo ad altare Dei.

Psalmus. Judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta: ab homine iniquo et doloso erue me.
Quia tu es Deus, fortitudo mea : quare me repulisti, et quare tristis incedo, dum affligit me inimicus?
Emitte lucem tuam et veritatem tuam: ipsa me deduxerunt, et adduxerunt in montem sanctum tuum, et in tabernacula tua.
Et introibo ad altare Dei: ad Deum, qui lætificat juventutem meam.
Confitebor tibi in cithara, Deus, Deus meus: quare tristis es, anima mea, et quare conturbas me?
Spera in Deo, quoniam adhuc confitebor illi: salutare vultus mei, et Deus meus.
Gloria Patri, et Filio: et Spiritui Sancto:
Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper: et in sæcula sæculorum. Amen.


Who'd have thought that HE was Finger Lickin' Good......

[JVS]

10. Well the clerk's back was to me as he was saying this and gathering the pieces.

[Myrina]

20. ... last time I drove thru KY, I didn't see ANY KFC's ...

WTF? :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. !

[otherlander]

15. ...

:spray: :thumbsup:

[LaraMN]

3. But it had TRANS- FATS!

So really, he was acting out of malice!
:o

[mikeytherat]

4. Then he took the paper cup, raised it to his lips and said,

"Take, drink. This is my Grape Nehi, poured out for you, that you might be refreshed. Refills? On the house."

mikey_the_rat

[Deja Q]

18. At least he didn't say

Now drink this heavenly fluid, which came from me, your lord and clucking master... :scared:

[AlCzervik]

6. That would make an excellent tshirt.

:toast:

that is some funny shit right there.

[wildhorses]

7. ---so what --

whatevah

[JVS]

8. Would someone be kind enough to alert on Wildhorses' post and let her know I don't appreciate the...

stalking. I may have ignored her for a stupid reason, but that is not license for her to conduct constant attacks on dearest mother in the false belief that I cannot read what's there. I see it all when logged out.

[LynneSin]

11. They actually made an album about the experience

[JVS]

19. can we get some mp3s of that?

[Elidor]

12. This thread is made of win

Win and chicken.

Then, taking the five chickens and the two tubs of cole slaw, and looking up to heaven, he said the blessing, fried the chickens, and gave them to his disciples to set before the people; he also divided the slaw among them all. They all ate and were satisfied

[RPM]

13. Again, after supper, he took the Steel Reserve, and passed the can

saying this is my beverage, shed for you for the remission of thirst

[DS1]

14. *shudder*

Steel Reserve, the quench of the downtrodden

[JVS]

21. awesome stuff

[JVS]

16. Mmmm, so delicious, so good.

[S n o w b a l l]

17. And only in America could we take

that gracious bounty and make....



He would not be pleased.