METALLICA Guitarist Says His Pet Dog Was Penetrated By Next-Door Neighbor

[matcom]

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As a child of 11, guitarist Kirk Hammett watched in horror as his pet dog Tippy was penetrated by the guy next door. That's just one of many jaw-dropping facts we learn about ultimate rock monsters METALLICA in the new issue of British magazine Q.

Hammett explains: "I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail."

Other key revelations include frontman James Hetfield's jealousy over Hammett and drummer Lars Ulrich's massive consumption of cocaine. "I did not like being around them when they were on that stuff," says the singer. "I resented the closeness they had through their drug use."

What Hetfield and Ulrich did share, though, was their love of groupies.

"Those guys really went for it," recalls bassist Jason Newsted. "Lars would probably be the king as far as that crazy promiscuity goes. Blowjobs under the stage during the bass solo, that kind of stuff."

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=76604

[datasuspect]

1. lars is a little bitch

[driver8]

3. Lars almost ran over me, once.

I work on the Warner Bros. movie lot and this Mercedes SUV nearly ran over me.

I turned to yell at the driver and saw Lars' peanut head...he was oblivious to what was going on around him.

Douchebag.

[styersc]

5. My neighbor says he loves my dog...

...but I don't think he's ever loved my dog.

[Alexander]

7. Lars sucks ass. He is the worst member of Metallica.

Even the name "Metallica" is tainted with Lars' shit.

Someone suggested the name to Lars. He told them it sucked, convincing them not to use it.

Then he turned around and used it for his own band.

[BlooInBloo]

8. True, thankfully there's a new Pumpkins album to rock out with!

[Orsino]

2. The dog must have had a Taliban-like beard. n/t

[Mojambo]

4. No Dog Sharing or Music Sharing! n/t

[chknltl]

6. I didn't know he lived next to the bush's.

Huh, he never should have put that American flag cape on Tippy! Could you imagine if he had lived next to the cheney's.... Nobody was ever quite sure why, but after dick grew up and moved out, a small flock of bound and gagged sheep were found in his room as well as bits of fur and bones from partially eaten kittens. (To be fair, young dick cheney confessed he had to bind and gag those sheep to keep them from eating more kittens...)