that cow must have loved me

[wildhorses]

it licked me all over my head.



ain't a hair on my head that wasn't licked. no siree, didn't miss a hair. not.one.hair.

[Blue-Jay]

1. We're not gonna see a matcom headline about this are we?

[wildhorses]

3. i can see the headline, now

cowlicks, the demise and frustration of widlhorses:rofl:


cowlicks :grr:

if ya got any, you would sympathise :cry:

[Adsos Letter]

2. Once again...

...this thread is useless without pictures...

:D

[wildhorses]

5. let me see -- if this works

[Adsos Letter]

7. Hmmmm.....

The pic in the OP didn't show up for me the first time....the NSA must have forgotten to replace it after they recorded my post... :scared:

:D

[wildhorses]

8. not to worry

:rofl:


i added it on edit;)

[pagerbear]

4. Reminds me of a joke

The punchline is "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"

[wildhorses]

6. ~

[Inchworm]

42. I "googled" what you said

Is this what you were thinking? :D
_________________
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it."

The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you."

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.

The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the corn field. Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.

The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "For crying out loud, Mister, doesn't that calf have a Mother!!!"
____________________-

:rofl:

PS: "google" is a verb now right?

:hi:

[wildhorses]

43. that is funny!! to google...its fun!!!

[chaska]

9. You must taste salty...

Like me. I got that treatment from a herd of goats once. Gang licked, I was.

Why can't women be more like goats and cows? You know, with horns and tails ... and all licky.

That'd rock!

Oh wait... now I get it. Whatever.

I bet you still taste salty though.

[wildhorses]

10. all licky like that this momma cow with her calf?

[chaska]

12. close enuf!!!

Aw, ain't that sweet.

[wildhorses]

13. ain't it though

[wildhorses]

11. MOO cow

[Joe Fields]

14. we all need a good lickin' every now and then...

:hi:

[wildhorses]

15. have some hay

:hi:

[Joe Fields]

17. is the one on the left interested in hay or something else?

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

19. maybe some more salt?

[Joe Fields]

21. more something!!!

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

16. Look familiar?

[wildhorses]

18. yep, horny old bull cow

[chaska]

20. Nominee for picture of the week....

top contender there, no doubt.

[chaska]

23. Here's another...

[wildhorses]

24. udderly ridiculous

:wow:

[chaska]

26. Utterly udderly.

That could make milk fun!

[Blue-Jay]

28. It certainly beats this picture:

[wildhorses]

32. is that from pamplona?

:wow:

[Blue-Jay]

39. Yes. The garment on his right horn is my underpants.

[wildhorses]

44. pfft

[Joe Fields]

22. needs to floss more...

:toast:

[wildhorses]

41. picky about those teeth?

[In_The_Wind]

25. you can keep your old cow lick

I think that's a little too wet for me.

[wildhorses]

27. look who is talking

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

29. Is the milkman all wet too?

Maybe if he looked like this: instead of having that huge nose ...

[wildhorses]

30. OMG

:wow:

lord.girl:9

[In_The_Wind]

31. I may be getting old but

I've still got a very good memory and a new twinkle in my eye.

[wildhorses]

33. very sparkly...i bet i know what you are thinking --

[In_The_Wind]

36. Something along these non x-rated lines ~

BTW It looks like that baby is getting an early lesson in animal husbandry.

[Inchworm]

37. I'm going with "were thinking"

pre-sparkle that is. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[wildhorses]

38. hi ya

[Inchworm]

40. Glad the weather switched back to normal

Those few days of hot, humid, and no breeze about killed me :P

How are you doing your way?

:)

[wildhorses]

45. just 'googling' around

[Joe Fields]

34. a milkman with lipstick? hmmm...still a turn on...

:toast:

[In_The_Wind]

35. I'm trying to work with the gifs I already have without getting her thread locked.

Thanks ...

[Inchworm]

46. Gave the milkman an idea

:D