HereSince1628
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:34 PM
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Don't do this in conservative Milwaukee suburbs...Multi-tasking man arrested |
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From the Milwaukee Journal, Police notes
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According to police: Police were called to the area after a woman observed the man holding a white bag , looking through garbage with one hand, while simultaneously masterbating with his other hand in a nearby alley. Officers made contact (?) with the man, and noted the man's zipper was down and he smelled of alcohol.
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Police gave him a bus ticket and released him at the bus stop at 60th and North Avenue
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Fran Kubelik
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:42 PM
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He was holding a bag and looking through trash with one hand. Simultaneously, in a nearby alley, he was masturbating with his other hand.
He must have long arms.
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:45 PM
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4. Yep. I'd say he's a virtuosity |
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:44 PM
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2. his zipper smelled of alcohol? |
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those cops are too thorough
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:47 PM
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6. I think they noticed that when they "made contact" |
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Damn! Police aren't paid enough if you ask me.
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:44 PM
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3. Is there any town where you should do that? |
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I'd like to know so I can avoid it.
There's nothing wrong with self-love but there's a time and place for everything.
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Thu Jul-12-07 01:46 PM
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5. Oh, I thought the multi-tasking thing was the issue. |
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Silly me :silly:
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Thu Jul-12-07 02:00 PM
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Thu Jul-12-07 02:12 PM
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8. I was thinking the guy was "stimulated" by the smell of garbage. |
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There must be something in the DSMR about THAT!
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