WHINE EXPERTS: Need some picnic whine suggetions...

[mzteris]

(oops...)

Okay, I'll admit it up front: I know absolutely nothing about whine.

That being the case, my friend and I are planning a picnic. And we want to screw it up big time with a lot of cheeses and lil foods and of course: whine.

I know there must be some whine experts out there who could offer some advice on types, brands, whathaveya. Also, some food suggestions if ya got 'em to go along with it would be just great too. Preferably those that give gas, indigestion, and food allergies.

Pleeeeeeeeease?

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. It is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hot outside.

[mzteris]

7. Oh shush. It's gonna rain soon -

you'll cool of then!

[AlCzervik]

2. "I wanna go to Miami"

[mzteris]

8. Miami?

Whatever for?

This roadside pullof on the turnpike is just fine. Can't you feel that breeze from the tractor trailers when they whiz by?

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Ants are crawling on the blanket!

A fly just landed on the potato salad--gross.
How come we can't eat indoors like normal people?

[mzteris]

11. Ants provide Zinc.

Just shoo the fly away. Everyone needs a few germs in their system.

Normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE?

Whats wrong with you anyway. Who wants to be NORMAL. Bleh.

The Lounge is for NON-NORMAL's ONLY. Didn't you see the sign?

(Or was that "Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here!" ?)

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Are we theeeere yet?

[mzteris]

13. No. Only 6 more hours.

Now don't make me pull this car over!

[martymar64]

5. I don't like macaroni saallllaaaadddd!

n/t

[mzteris]

14. Tough. Eat it anyway.

Just wipe off the mayo and pick out the pickles. Wait,

(slllllllurrrp) - here, the plain noodle,

just like you like it.

[SPKrazy]

6. pleeeeeze dooooooooon't go over therrrrrreee!

I wannnnnnnna go overrrrrrrrrrr therrrrrre!

I'm not coming and I won't unless you give me a reason to go over there

Wahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhhhh

is that a good whine suggestion?

[mzteris]

15. I'll give you a good reason young man

Cause I SAID so, that's why. Now march!

[SPKrazy]

23. i'd march for you

anywhere (almost) :hug:

:hi:

:loveya:

[mzteris]

26. hmmph.

I'm not speaking to you right now.

[baldguy]

9. You're being modest - you know whine!

[mzteris]

16. You been checking up on me

in GD and GDP again, hain't you?

shh.

[BrotherBuzz]

10. I can't get cell phone reception up here so I can't order food! WAHHH!!!

[mzteris]

17. And just who do you think

would deliver out here anyway?!?

:spank:

I TOLD you to PACK a lunch!

[BrotherBuzz]

20. Where's the waiter? Where's the waterboy, I'm thirsty?

Nice view, but where are the damn table and chairs? :shrug:

[mzteris]

21. get it yo own damn self.

table and chairs. (snort)

It's a picnic - not the Plaza!

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Um, mom? Roger & Susie are over there barfing under a tree...

...can I have more of that potato salad?

[mzteris]

18. You mean the one that's been

sitting out in the sun for the past 6 hours? That Roger and Susie left on their plates?

Why sure, dear.

Now run along.

[bertha katzenengel]

24. Oh, boy!

I love that potato salad. Especially when it sizzles and turns dark yellow. :bounce:

[mzteris]

25. that nice

funny smell ........ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. It's HOT outside.....

Why can't we have the picnic in air conditioning???? Like normal people????

[mzteris]

22. told yall -

ain't no NORMAL people 'lowed in the Lounge.

And just feel that breeze from the cars and trucks whizzing by us!