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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:23 AM Original message |
Do you have Prince Albert in a can? |
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Katina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:28 AM Response to Original message |
1. Is your refrigerator running? |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. We had a man in town named Michael Jackson. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
3. my favorite-- "Hi is Joe there?" "No wrong number" "Ok sorry" |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
4. To the bowling alley: Do you have 10-pound balls? |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:45 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Oh, you're bad! |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:01 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. And it's so gooood to be baaaad. |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:28 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. Yep - did that too. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
5. Hell, these days you're likely to go to jail over it. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:01 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. As well they should. |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:41 AM Response to Reply #9 |
25. Did you know... |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:52 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. That's excellent! |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:12 AM Response to Reply #5 |
20. Well it IS a federal crime. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:35 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. It's only a federal crime if it's a phone call from another state: |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:39 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Um yeah. |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:39 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Well isn't THAT convenient! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
7. We used to call a local 'madam'. |
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Throwing Stones (730 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
10. We turned a Cheech & Chong skit into a prank call once |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
11. That joke was in one of my favorite "young adult" books: The Pigman |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:11 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I loved that book! |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
12. We had a local clothing store in town called Woody's |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:09 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Indeed it's not. |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
16. It was great fun when I was about 12 years old.... |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
17. Picking a Nixon out of the phone book |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:56 AM Response to Original message |
18. When I was 10, my friend Mike and I used to call the toll-free |
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NaturalHigh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
19. I actually got someone to fall for that one once. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
21. If your Prince Albert is in your can, it's not a Prince Albert |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
26. Heh...my sister, when she was 10 or so, tried to take down the Home Shopping Network. |
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Sock Puppet (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:47 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. OMG!! |
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riverdale (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
28. WTF is Prince Albert |
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bleedingheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. tobacco |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:57 AM Response to Reply #28 |
31. This post took WAY too long to show up. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 11:58 AM Response to Reply #28 |
32. It's at least two very different things... |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:00 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Photos, please? |
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scarlet_owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
34. When I worked at the meat department of a local grocery store, |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:48 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. I received a prank chicken joke call and actually enjoyed it |
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MGKrebs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
35. "Is Joe Wall there?" |
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MGKrebs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
36. I also remember using 800 numbers to call |
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volstork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
37. We would order 10 pizzas |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
38. there was a guy named -- no kidding -- James Bond in my hometown. |
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Release The Hounds (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-13-07 12:35 PM Response to Original message |
39. Your dog is in our garden... |
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