It's not armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded.

[MrCoffee]

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Now LET'S GO GET NATHAN JUNIOR!

[MrCoffee]

2. they got more than they can handle, Hi

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. There's right and there's right, and never the t'wain shall meet.

[MrCoffee]

8. I'm gonna duck out with the boys, knock back a couple of Co-colas

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. You take that diaper off your head and put it back on your sister!

[MrCoffee]

11. Never leave a man behind!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Glen, one?

No! Three! Ha!

[BarenakedLady]

4. Don't you come back here without a baby, Hi!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

6. what about his dip-tet?

[mikeytherat]

16. You don't breast feed him, he's gonna grow up to resent you.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

18. Recidivism! Repeat offender!

[mikeytherat]

20. Not a pretty name, is it?

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

21. you're not just telling us what we want to hear, are you?

[mikeytherat]

23. Why ain't you breatfeedin'? You appear to be capable.

Awful good cereal flakes, Mrs. McDunnough.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

25. Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.

[LynneSin]

27. That has to be my favorite quote in the movie

:woohoo:

[rug]

5. Not necessarily.

http://www.thebackup.com/archives_newsdetail.asp?id=1012432638

[mikeytherat]

7. He was Dick Nixon's Undersecretary of Education.

He got busted soliciting sex from a State Trooper.

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

10. Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes? No. Unless round is funny.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

12. If i freeze, I can't rightly drop

and if i drop, i'm a'gonna be in motion.

[mikeytherat]

14. OK, then.

mikey_the_rat

[mikeytherat]

15. The bank accounts, them's for his college and his orthodonture.

Now, you can soak his thumb in iodine; might save on the orthodonture, won't knock a thing off the university.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

17. don't forget the bouquet, Ed.

[mikeytherat]

19. "I'm comin in here a free man proposin. Howdy, Kurt."

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

22. you tell him i said he's a damn fool.

[mikeytherat]

24. She said her fiance had run off with a student cosmetologist

who knew how to ply him with her feminine wiles.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

26. I don't know, they were jammies, they had Yodas and shit on them!

[Richardo]

28. Son, you got a panty on your head.

:hi: Mr C!

[EstimatedProphet]

29. You got flies.

[MrCoffee]

30. That's your whole goddamn raison d'etre, ain't it?

Tracking down microbes left by criminals and commies and shit?


Hey hey, Richardo! :toast:

[mikeytherat]

33. That's a $500 camel's-hair coat!

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

31. Okay I apologize. I SWEAR TO GOD I did not see this thread

A co-worker said something about Reagan and I went looking for what I thought was a quote from that movie (top10 IMHO) "That damned Reagan" well it turns out it was the "but it wasn't easy with that son of a bitch Reagan in the White House" :shrug:

Swear to god I did not see this thread.

[underpants]

32. H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

:kick:

[MrCoffee]

34. No, not that mother scratcher! Bill Parker!

[mikeytherat]

35. So, we're approachin' the wreck, and there's this spherical object a-restin

on the highway. And it ain't a piece of the car...

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

36. he's got his sandwich in one hand

and the fuckin' head in the other

[mikeytherat]

37. Ed's father had staked us to a starter place in suburban Tempe.

mikey_the_rat

[MrCoffee]

38. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase

[mikeytherat]

39. Our love was stronger than ever,

but I foresaw no return to the "salad days."

mikey_the_rat