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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:09 PM
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I am opening up a daycare for undisciplined DU Loungers
You're all being rounded up tomorrow.

Meals provided by Olive Garden
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:10 PM
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1. No way!
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6716853&mesg_id=6716853
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:11 PM
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2. I'm going to throw a TANTRUM!!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:11 PM
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3. Woo-Hoo!
I bet I can totally fit my ass in the endless salad bowl!

:bounce:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:22 PM
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11. you have to empty it first
and it's an endless salad bowl
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:11 PM
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4. Can I bring my pit bull?
:bounce:
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:15 PM
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5. wow!
I'm an overgrown undisciplined brat, but I'm allergic to Tomatoes!!! And bell peppers!

So it's gonna have to be non tomatoed stuff.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:15 PM
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6. Fine
But you can't make me wear clothes!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:29 PM
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12. Tell it from the mount Sistah!
me too neither!

:yourock:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:18 PM
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7. Can i breastfeed??
All i need is a breast..:D
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:19 PM
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8. i want to sit in the smoking section.
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 04:19 PM by MrCoffee
not to smoke, just to bitch about it.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:20 PM
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9. I thought this *was* the daycare for undisciplined DU-ers.
:rofl:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:20 PM
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10. Can I dress my dogs as pit bulls and then pull out my cell phone?
I'll make calls while I breast-feed my pit bulls. It's expected. :P :rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:30 PM
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13. Where do I sign?
I'm in!

:hi:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:35 PM
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14. First you need to abide to our rules and regulations.....
General rules
Freshman and sophomore residence hall students must sign out before leaving campus; students with junior and senior privileges may leave without signing out between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m.. Curfew is at 10:25 p.m., and residence hall students must be in their own rooms and quiet at 11 p.m. Lights must be out by midnight.
Each student is provided with a filtered e-mail account. Using unfiltered Internet access via computer, mobile phone, or satellite phone is prohibited for residence hall students. The university provides content-filtered Internet access for student use that blocks pornography, "lurid violence," racial hate, and other "objectionable content."
DVD/VCRs are not allowed in residence halls; DVD players on computers cannot be used for watching films. Televisions may be used only as monitors to play video games.
Students are forbidden to attend movie theaters or, when visiting local homes, to watch any films with a rating higher than a G rating. Residence hall students are not permitted to play, use, or own video games that are rated T, M, or Ao or that include profanity, sensual or suggestive dress, rock music, graphic violence, or demonic themes.
Students may not listen to country, jazz, New Age, rock, rap, or contemporary Christian music.
Residence hall students are permitted to work off-campus only until 10:25 p.m. on weekdays and midnight on weekends, and students may not solicit door-to-door without a retail license or permission from the dean of students.
The University will not allow anything displaying the logos of Abercrombie & Fitch or its subsidiary Hollister to be "worn, carried, or displayed" on campus even if the logos are covered because these companies have "shown an unusual degree of antagonism to the name of Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotions."<68>

Male dress code
Men's hair must be traditionally styled with a conservative cut. Hair must not be colored, highlighted, shaved, shelved, tangled or spiked. Sideburns may not reach past the lower opening of the ear. No facial hair is permitted; students must be clean shaven. (Some exceptions are made for older students.)
Men may not wear earrings, necklaces, or bracelets. Tattoos and body piercings are forbidden.
Socks are required at all times.
Hats may not be worn indoors except in athletic facilities.
Sunday dress includes a coat, tie, dress shirt, dress shoes, dress or dressier casual pants.
Morning dress on class days consists of a dress shirt (no denim or chambray) with tie, dress or ironed casual pants (no jeans, cargo, carpenter, or sloppy pants), dress or leather casual shoes. Shirt collar and tie knot should show beneath a sweater.
Afternoon dress consists of a collared shirt (no crew necks), neat casual pants, dress or casual shoes (no slippers or sandals).
Recreation and work dress may include jeans and t-shirts. Sleeveless athletic shirts may be worn during indoor activities only. Shorts may be worn in athletic facilities except by spectators at sporting events.

Female dress code
General and classroom dress for women is a dress or a top and skirt. Loose-fitting pants may be worn between female residence halls, to athletic events, to local area residences, and when participating in activities such as ice-skating, white-water rafting, and skiing. Women may never wear shorts outside the residence halls and the fitness center. Underwear should not be exposed in public, and colored underwear should not be visible through outer clothing. All clothing should fit correctly without clinging, and there should be at least a 3/4-inch fold of fabric on both sides of the hips and bust. This "ease" may be measured by standing straight and pinching the loose fabric on both sides of the hips and bust line.

The middle area of the torso may not be exposed, and tops must be long enough to meet the top of the skirt or pants.
Sleeveless tops and dresses may be worn with a blouse, jacket, or sweater; otherwise, sleeves are required.
Necklines may be no lower than four fingers below the collarbone.
Tops may be fitted, but not clingy.
Hemlines, slits or other openings may never be higher than the bottom of the knee. Denim skirts are allowed for casual dress but not in class or for other professional events.
Shoes such as combat boots or hiking boots are not permitted.
Hairstyles must be neat, "orderly," and feminine. Masculine cuts and "cutting edge fads" should be avoided.
Tattoos are prohibited. A maximum of two matched sets of earrings are allowed, and they must be worn in the lobe of the ear. Any other body piercings are prohibited.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:36 PM
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15. That sounds like the Liberty University Code of Conduct.
:rofl: Either that or Bob Jones U.... :rofl:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:39 PM
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17. Bob Jones
but I figured it was good enough for our daycare too
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:53 PM
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18. I knew it had to be either Liberty or Bobby Jones...
:rofl: :P Gee, I wish I'd been subjected to that code when I was in college...:P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:54 PM
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19. We had intervisitation rules in our school
We weren't allowed in the dorms of the opposite sex between the hours of 12midnight - 12noon during the weeknights.

I was a major violator of that rule
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:01 PM
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22. At the university I attended, the code was:
"Members of the opposite sex have to be out of your room by 2 AM, but in case they're not, tell them to act casual as they're leaving for class the next morning. And in coed dorms (I was in one), anything goes." :rofl: I complied with the code. :patriot: :evilgrin:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:36 PM
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16. A fucking dress code!?
WTF!!

:wtf:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:36 PM
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25. Orly?
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 05:36 PM by Inchworm
I saw text wall and dozed off. :D

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:49 PM
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29. I saw "dress code"
and blacked out.

:P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:56 PM
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30. Come sit in the back of the class with me!
I have a plan! :evilgrin:

:P
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 04:57 PM
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20. You had me at
"students must be clean shaven"


:bounce:





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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:35 PM
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24. General rules...
Freshman and sophomore residence words more words gawd at all the words and then more words and a break capital letter word omg did I leave the coffee pot on words and a break crap its Friday the thirteenth words wtf is that damn noise words words..

<falls asleep>

:boring:






:hi:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:47 PM
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28. Well, that leaves 1/2 of the Lounge out!
Yeah, I'm talkin to YOU NWC!!! :loveya:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:00 PM
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21. I'll have the Stuffed Chicken Marsala with...
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 05:02 PM by Fox Mulder
a bottle of Secco-Bertani Valpolicella Valpantena.

:D
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:04 PM
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23. you'll never take me alive!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:37 PM
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26. Do you REALLY want that job? Seriesly?
Good luck with the home search. :hug:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:44 PM
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27. MY PROBLEM IS THAT I TALK WAY TOO LOUD WHEN I'M OUT
DRINKING WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS. CAN I STILL COME TO DAY CARE? :P
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