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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 05:59 PM
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As a bad mother, I am turning over the care of my kids to Posh Spice.
Then I am has-ing parteez and ur invited.

:P
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 06:04 PM
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1. The breast milk will flow.
Edited on Fri Jul-13-07 06:05 PM by Blue-Jay
EDIT: Or at least the breast saline...

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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 06:56 PM
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4. I was gonna say...
I don't think it's milk those things are engorged with.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 06:05 PM
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2. I'm waiting for the obligatory Spice Girls song lyric response.
(taps fingers on desk)
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:06 PM
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6. Really? Like what? What do you want?
Ohhh, tell me what you want,
What you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want,
What I really really want


So tell me what you want,
What you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want,
What I really really want

...
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:40 PM
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10. Thank you. My fingers were growing numb.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 06:06 PM
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3. But do you have bad hair?
She does. }(
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:06 PM
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5. I don't think you're a bad mother, Lara....
Yes, I saw that thread.

:eyes:

People should have seen the triplets at 19 months. A constant three-ring circus (except when they were asleep).

:crazy:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:34 PM
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7. I don't either. Just lightening the mood!
:bounce:
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:35 PM
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8. I didn't think you really did....
Have some merlot.

;)
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:39 PM
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9. i am terrible mommy
because i turned over the care of my son to you. :P :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 07:41 PM
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11. And I don't know where he is.
But we haven't looked under the deck, yet.
Of course, that's where my coke stash is.

:scared:
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