I am opening up a daycare for The Mothers of undisciplined brats

[RetroLounge]

or any DU women, actually, who need to be pampered...

here's the front of the building


Your private suite has a large comfy bed


Each bedroom has it's own fireplace


and of course, what woulod a Retro Business be without a Library...


here's the view from the front porch


You'll be pampered in your own tub


With complimentary Champagne


and daily massages


From your personally chosen private suitemate who provides the drinks


Several models to choose from



So do you think it has a chance of success? Anyone want to sign up?

:shrug:

RL

[malta blue]

1. Since I apparently fit the bill....

What time is check-in? Oh - and can I have a really comfy chair set up next to the window in the library - I'll need to find a quiet place to nap:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

10. Your every wish fulfilled...

I'll book you into the Mae West suite.

:hi:

RL

[mzteris]

2. damn it damn it DAMN IT

Why do I have to have GOOD KIDS?

You think it's too late to beat them into acting like brats????


I sooooooooooooo want to come live there.


edit - here's the smilie I was looking for in re your models:

[RetroLounge]

3. Any DU women are welcome...

:hi:

RL

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. I hear tell that this is what it's like inside each and every Lady's restroom on the planet.

A secret, secret society, it is.

[RetroLounge]

5. One we can NEVER penetrate...

What goes on in those rooms of rest?

:shrug:

RL

[nosillies]

6. OK, I'm booking my flight now.

Please make my reservation for arrival today, check out date TBD.

I know how to run hotels, so maybe I can be your live-in manager. I promise to never sexually harass those lovely staff members you've picked out there :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

9. You got it!

I'll save you the Jackie Collins Suite...

:D

RL

[nosillies]

13. Great, I love me some Jackie novels, they're my favorite trashy reading

Make me a nametag that says "Lucky."

[RetroLounge]

20. Your every desire met...

RL

[lizziegrace]

7. Lelapin's not a brat.

:(

Sigh...

[RetroLounge]

8. Read the next line

"or any DU women, actually, who need to be pampered..."

I'll book you a room...

:hi:

RL

[lizziegrace]

11. Promise??

:bounce:


:hug:






:loveya:

[RetroLounge]

12. Guaranteed!

:loveya:

RL

[lizziegrace]

21. ...

:woohoo:


:D

[NC_Nurse]

14. This idea is a winner!

I'll be there! :D

[RetroLounge]

17. You got it!

I'll book you the Ingrid Bergman suite...

:hi:

RL

[NC_Nurse]

18. Bless you!

:loveya:

[SKKY]

15. Retro, I don't appreciate you using that picture of me on the couch...

...without my permission!

[RetroLounge]

16. I knew no better way to attract the DU women

than using a picture of you...

:shrug:

RL

[SKKY]

19. I'm not proud of that time in my life...I was poor, and just did the...

...homoerotic modeling as a way to pay for my tuition to bootcamp...er...wait...uh...college.

[RetroLounge]

30. Uh huh. And what about those years as an erotic dancer?

:shrug:

RL

[SKKY]

31. Dude, come on. Why you gotta put me out there like that.

See if I "share" anything with a random stranger ever again!!!

[RetroLounge]

32. Be proud Dude!

You are one Hell of a Pole Dancer...

:D

RL

[BarenakedLady]

22. I'm in!

Where do I sign up?

:D

[RetroLounge]

23. Consider your weekend booked.

I've reserved the Lady Godiva Suite especially for you...

There's 1000 acres out back to ride your horse.

:D

RL

[Callalily]

24. Okay, I certainly

fit the criteria. I'm a woman and I need to be pampered. I'm signing up right now. See? >>>>>>

[RetroLounge]

26. You are all set...

You are booked into the Kate Hepburn Suite...

enjoy your stay. :D

RL

[Callalily]

29. Oh thank you!

Kate's room suits me just fine. I'll definitely enjoy my stay!

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. I'm lost. Why are the women of undisciplined children being rewarded?

Should it be a school on parenting, with massages and rewards for the mothers who actually DO discipline their children?

[RetroLounge]

27. It's a copycat...

and you're not invited.

The Rabrrrrr Suite was shut down by Homeland Security on orders of the new National Security Advisor, Dr. Phil...

:shrug:

RL

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Crap. Another suite shut down.

x(

[RetroLounge]

33. Getting to be a pattern, huh?

:D

RL

[Lyric]

34. My kid isn't an undisciplined brat, but...

...if I ask him to fake it, can I still get in? :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

35. Of Course you can!

I have booked you into the Lana Turner Suite...

:hi:

RL