I am opening up a brothel for undisciplined men

[Whoa_Nelly]

Please wear your disguise when visiting, otherwise I WILL post your photo on the Web.




Diapers available upon request.

[Ptah]

1. Very interesting

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. NIce disguise

I won't have to post your pic here :evilgrin:

[Ptah]

11. I'm a shape-shifter

:wipes brow:

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. Egads!

Can you sing Come Fly With Me?
(...and are Clark Gable and Gregory Peck in your SS Repertoire?)

[Ptah]

16. I'll try to do a botanical cross breed clone thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYWCvLVLM08">Mamas and the Papas

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. Everyone know! One of the two above pics is actually Ptah!

Guess which one!

BOTH HAVE EYES! :scared:






tsk! tsk! Ptah!

For showing yourself so blatently, you will now have to enter the Ethel Merman room.

...and don't EVEN ask me for how long!
(we are still making the rules up as we go here...)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :evilgrin:

[Ptah]

30. No! No!

Janis



Dave's not here, man

[Whoa_Nelly]

36. You can throw them off-balance, but never me!

I know who you are!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

[Ptah]

38. I'm a working class hero!

Working Class Hero

[In_The_Wind]

2. Oh my.

post pictures please ...

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Soon as I can, dear Joan...soon as I can...

Would you like to come work for me?

Bring your digital camera, and be ready to start right away! :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

56. That might be fun.

No wait ...

you said the w... word :scared:

[liberaltrucker]

3. Do ya take Visa?

:evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Only if you want me to publish your visit

;)

[liberaltrucker]

12. OK, cash on the barrelhead

;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. Baby, you don't EVEN know "barrelhead" yet!

:rofl:

Now dance, mister!
The new Sheriff's in town!

[Guava Jelly]

4. i am undiskaplined

and tired..
Can i join tomorrow when i wake up?

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. Once you're asleep tonight, you will already be a member

We are already watching you...

Remember...you are joining as an undisciplined man...and to even ask such a question has you in for PMT (Personal Mmmmm Therapy) IMMEDIATELY!

Now...snooze on...snooze....don't worry about a thing...

[Guava Jelly]

54. I am ready to join

discipline me :D

[Deja Q]

5. Well, some say I could use a good spanking...

and if I wasn't sweating to death I'd have gone to Ruby Tuesday by now...

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. We have a cooling off room just for you so you can be ready...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Will this work?

Lemming — Arthur Lemming. Special Investigator, British Dental Association.



Lemming, Lemming
Lemming of the BDA
Lemming, Lemming
Lemming of the BD-
Lemming of the BD-
BD- BDA!

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. Only if you wear a kilt at the same time...

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Then I'd be MacLemmingstonehaugh

of the SDA&SEC.*

:wtf:









Scottish Dental Association and Society of the Erect Caber.

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. ..and we promise not to giggle when you visit...

[Joe Fields]

7. Oooooh, Lady Heather!!!

:bounce:

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. Lady Heather is busy right now....

Perhaps you might want to chat up Barbie


She's ready to show you what cleaning's really all about...

[Joe Fields]

27. hey, you blindfolded me!

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. Kind of gets you thinking...

Yes?

[Whoa_Nelly]

55. Have corrected the pic of the one chosen to show you how to clean...

She speaks only French

Ooo-La-La!

[pagerbear]

15. Here's my disguise

Now tell me more about this brothel. Is it--how shall we say?--an equal-opportunity brothel?

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. This brothel is every man's dream

and dreams have no limits...


...be careful what you wish for...

[pagerbear]

24. I like the sound of that!

(Even if some of the men I dream about might find it surprising!)

[Whoa_Nelly]

32. Brothel Dreams

We Aim To Pull You In and Let You Dream

[SPKrazy]

26. I look just like that right now!

now I'm all freaked out about this...

:rofl:

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

28. Apparently, you need special treatment....

:P

[SPKrazy]

33. Of course I do...

I am special

:P

;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

48. Well! We'll just test that little theory of yours out!

Answer this question:

What does this picture mean?

[BarenakedLady]

31. Great idea!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

34. will you help Madam Nelly?

:shrug:

:rofl:


:yoiks:

[Whoa_Nelly]

40. BNL, are you ready to make TOP DOLLAR?

We'll bill you as a 'courtesan'. ;)

[wildhorses]

35. oh my!! where is seattle girl?

[Whoa_Nelly]

37. All Call For SeattleGirl!

you are wanted at the front desk!
(or brothel bar, as it were...)

[wildhorses]

39. just in case you need them ---

[Whoa_Nelly]

41. A definite must!

Thanks for the inventory add-on!

Now...where did GoPsUx go....?

[wildhorses]

43. hmmmmm....

shall i go look?

[Whoa_Nelly]

47. Take his pic when you see him

He muct be EXPOSED!!!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :evilgrin:

[gmoney]

42. Great GYWO cartoon...

;)

[Whoa_Nelly]

45. Always a good source

;) :hi:

[some guy]

44. Of COURSE

I want to support my sweetie in your new business venture. :bounce:

Let's get this party started...



:D

:loveya: Nelly

[Whoa_Nelly]

50. Now THAT is a great disguise!

:rofl:

Will you be my bouncer and erstwhile back door man? ;)

[some guy]

53. wheeeeeee

YEAH! I'll bounce that back door for ya. :woohoo:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[u4ic]

46. Are you taking applications for dominatrixes?

:evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

51. Booths available by the week

or month...or day :evilgrin:

You bring your stuff, we got a place for ya! :rofl:

[SKKY]

58. You know, I'm not really into that sort of thing...

...but it's pretty freakin' hot that you are!

[RetroLounge]

49. Do you have "themed" suites?

:evilgrin:

RL

[Whoa_Nelly]

52. You betcha!

Perhaps you would like to reserve the Fabulous Fifties room... ;)




Or, choose from our huge list here:
http://www.madonnainn.com/tour/index.asp

[Call Me Wesley]

57. Here I am and this is my disguise:

Oh my, he's soooo gonna kill me it wont be funny. A lifelong friendship just going poof ...

[TK421]

59. Ooohhhh....I LIKE whips!

:D