Get 'em up!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

Turn around real slow like..

Face the wall...

Spread 'em...

Before I search you, do you have any sharp objects on you?

[elshiva]

1. No sharp objects. Are you going read the rights?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. No...

book 'em!!! Book 'em Danno!

[elshiva]

4. You'll never take me alive copper!

[wildhorses]

3. just my claws --

meow

[SPKrazy]

16. thought you had hooves

:shrug:


;)

[wildhorses]

19. --sigh-- busted

[SPKrazy]

24. oooh pretty horse!

:thumbsup:

[Adsos Letter]

5. No sharp objects...

I do, however, have a small nuclear device in my rear pocket...be real careful with it... :scared:

[elshiva]

6. No you don't...

BOOM!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Is searching what you really have in mind?

Or is it something else, big boy? :evilgrin:


:blush:

[Adsos Letter]

9. Why...Peggy!!!

Bwahahahahahahah.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Shhhh......

You'll blow my cover!

At least I had the grace to blush! :blush:

[elshiva]

13. It's philboy, of course he has something else in mind!

;)

[pagerbear]

8. There is my rapier wit.

[Adsos Letter]

10. Just the facts, Ma'am...just the facts...

[pagerbear]

12. I haven't been called ma'am since....

well, since this was taken:

[Adsos Letter]

14. Ah, yes...welll....I beg your indulgence at my ill-chosen words...

:rofl:

May I be allowed to redeem myself by saying I had someone else in mind? I cannot go to bed with a guilty conscience...and that could make for a long night...

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. Sensible shoes.

[SPKrazy]

15. i do as a matter of fact

have sharp objects in my car

but not on me.

:hi:

[elshiva]

17. What should I get up? What should I spread?

:shrug:

[S n o w b a l l]

18. ATTENTION

Philboy will be back in a minute....he has me up against the wall right now.

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Damn...

I can never find my fur lined handcuffs when I really really need them. :blush:

By the way...hello Engi :hug:

[elshiva]

22. And then what happened?

;)

[S n o w b a l l]

23. The regular ones will be fine :)

:)

Hello Philboy :hug:

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. HELLO EVERYONE...

I'm sorry I have not responded....I'm doing a little multi-tasking, and as you all know, men are unable to multi-task well. I hope that you are all doing well this evening.

[SPKrazy]

25. WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

you have replied all the way through this thread


:rofl:
:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. Don't make me come over there...

I'm doing my most favorite thing right now...and no, it's not what you are thinking. O8) :hi:

[SPKrazy]

28. you are...

:rofl:



making ceramic pots on a wheel while Demi Moore is kissing your neck :P

[flvegan]

26. Since you aren't a cop...

I just pulled my Colt M1911A1 .45 Compact. It's cocked and unlocked, and there's a Black Talon chambered waiting for my instruction. And then there's several more right behind her.

But no, I have no sharp objects on me.

[murielm99]

30. Get 'em up?

That's what Tonto always said to his horse.

"Get 'em up, Scout." (Indian for giddyap. I remember this).

And Kemosabe actually means Stupid White Man.

[datasuspect]

31. 2007 version:

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND RIGHT NOW!!!!! STOP RESISTING (this is where the knees grind into your back and your arms get twisted behind you and your shoulder almost gets dislocated) STOP RESISTING!!!!!!