So now they have cereal named after Biblical verses...

[Deja Q]

"Ezekiel 4: 9"

You know, they could branch out into other products. One of which could be sold under "Ezekiel 23:20".

http://bible.cc/ezekiel/23-20.htm

GWT: She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.

Oh dear... that'd redefine the dildo market...

[Critters2]

1. There's a bread with the same name

The Bible verse lists several grains and legumes, and advises making them into a bread. Doesn't give measurements, but somehow the people who make this bread (and, now, cereal) think they know.

Ezekiel 4: 9

And you, take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it.


(Interesting aside--If you don't leave a space between the colon and the number "9", you get :9 )

[mitchum]

2. Well, I hope it tastes more like Zeke than the host tastes like Jesus...

unless Jesus really was dry and bland

[Deja Q]

3. Ezekiel was Old Testament, but I digress...

It's an certified organic cereal and tastes better than Grape Nuts (which are neither grapes nor gonads...)