I am so sick of spam!

[Deja Q]

I do not need another home refinance.

I do not need free pr0n. Is that some form of seafood?

And, oh yes, a free ipod. If I filled all these out, I'd be swamped in junk mail, expensive bills on things I had to pay for to get said free ipod, and no ipod.

My bust size is large enough as it is, thanks anyway.

And this herbal pill can make me grow 8 inches or more? Dayum! I've never had any complaints on the issue and have been envied, so if I take this pricey little pill I could really hit a home run - literally?! :wow:

[Wiccan Warrior]

1. Too Funny..........

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. How about Spam poetry?

http://stuff.mit.edu/people/jync/spam/9701-9800.html

Show respect to Spam, or get spanked with a shoe:


:rofl:

[davsand]

3. I dunno about you but my spam leaves me with gender confusion.

You mention growing your bust AND your penis--and I totally understand the spam you are talking about! I get those too, along with the ones for pharmacies someplace else (CHEAP DRUGS!!!!) and the ones for cheap electronics.

With their help I could be a well endowed, hermaphroditic, drug addict with a free I-pod or even a Moto Razor phone!

About all I need now is to help out with that Nigerian bank thing so I can have a lot of money...


Laura

[BlueIris]

4. Must...not...copycat...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Resistance is futile ...

besides, holding in a copycat is just unhealthy.

:rofl: :hi:

[BlueIris]

6. And how.

Le sigh. I hope that copycat doesn't come back to haunt me.

[Deja Q]

7. Not at all. Just remember,

spitting is easier. :rofl:

[BlueIris]

8. Bad boy.