I'm sick of all the drunk children I see running around in public these days

[JVS]

Laughing, being clumsy, being loud, going on crying jags, sucking on breasts, falling down, losing their tempers, vomiting, losing control of their bowels and bladders. Some people turn a blind eye and claim that they aren't drunk: that they just have not yet developed the coordination and maturity of adults, but that's a bunch of feel-good psychobabble hogwash. These kids are on the sauce and ought to be locked up. Then when they're in jail we can finally have pornography on broadcast TV and change the schools into big nightclubs.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I'm not, they're hilarious.

[JVS]

2. But they're stealing the job from experienced professionals like us

We're the ones who should be doing all of those things

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Oh, you never mentioned that these were MEXICAN children.

Shoot 'em all.

[Deja Q]

4. It's not my fault nobody wants to raise 16 year olds properly!

:P

[Ptah]

5. Then close your eyes.

Put them on ignore.

[Alexander]

6. Little kids really are like tiny drunks.

They never pay attention to where they are going and will always bump into you if you don't keep your distance.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. LOL. No kidding.

My youngest is practically famous for that. I have to hold her hand or she'd kill someone.

[matcom]

8. Wine Coolers don't make children drunks

MATCOM with wine coolers make children drunks!

[Midlodemocrat]

9. And we're off.

:eyes:

:P

Thanks for the ribs advice, btw. Appreciate it. :hug:

[Writer]

10. You knew me in 1979?

You have no idea how SAUCED I was in this photo.

[elshiva]

11. YOU ARE CUTE!

:)

[Writer]

12. Thank you, says Writer1979.

[elshiva]

13. You are welcome, Writer.

Thank you for answering my posts so politely.