I just yelled at my cat, "No! Do not touch the vodka!"

[libnnc]

She likes to push things off of tables and she was pawing at my Ketel One...:nuke: BAD KITTY!!111!!

[NC_Nurse]

1. My kitties do that.

We keep the vodka in a cupboard. ;)

[libnnc]

4. why do cats like doing that?

I've never understood it

[NC_Nurse]

5. Who knows?

We call it the "push, push" maneuver. Smokey likes to push an item bit by bit
til it topples off the table. Hobbes likes to try to drink your drinks that are too small
for her head and she ends up knocking over. Lovely.

[TK421]

2. They're cute and cuddly, but when it comes to vodka

they have the potential to become SPAM.

[SeattleGirl]

3. One of my kitties knocked a bottle of vodka off the top of the fridge.

Smashed to smithereens, and of course, the dog walked right through it, cutting her paw (not a bad cut, but still....). I got the bleeding to stop, cleaned up the mess, and went to work. When I came home, there were bloody paw prints all over the kitchen floor. I freaked out, grabbed the dog, and drove her to the vet. He checked her out, bandaged her up, and explained that a dog's paws are a vital part of their circulatory system, which I didn't know. When they walk or run, the paw pads help their blood circulate, so while the cut wasn't bad, that's why it started bleeding again.

Needless to say, I didn't put vodka, or anything else contained in glass, on the fridge top again.

[SOteric]

6. *Boggle* Why aren't you good people storing your vodka in the freezer?

:shrug:

[libnnc]

7. *scribble* I've made a notation...

Gotta move the waffles to make room...

[Downtown Hound]

8. You're cat's clearly been messin' with my vodka!

BAD KITTY!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6724005

[libnnc]

9. iz an updatte for u butholz...frum me teh kittah

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. At our house we call it gravity-checking.

The cats feel it is their duty to check regularly in order to be sure gravity is working.

[NV Whino]

11. You have to be firm

or else they just run all over ya, drink your vodka, smoke your weed. Once they get started, they don't stop.