Good Ol' Mad Magazine-- Reasons Not to Impeach & Convict President Bush

[AmyDeLune]

Reasons Not to Impeach & Convict President Bush

It won't bring Anna Nicole back to life, so why bother?

Chuck Norris is a loyal Bush supporter, and we all know what happens when Chuck Norris gets angry.

Because "President Cheney" is one of the signs of the apocalypse.

The only basis for impeachment is found in the Constitution, which was invalidated in 2002.

Impeachment hearings could preempt the reality shows America loves so much.

If Bush is removed, Air America hosts will lose their #1 topic, and the whole network will become irrelevant.

Hey, lay off the guy! Unless you're poor, black, elderly, gay, female, middle class, or a veteran, what's he ever done to you?

The last time we impeached a President, his poll number actually went up and his wife was elected to the Senate. Is that something we really want to see happen with this crowd?

An impeachment would be extremely divisive --- and America must stand united, especially during times of illegal wars based on lies.

He did not allow Sanjaya to win American Idol under his watch.

If he's impeached, the terrorists win--- or haven't you been paying attention for the last six years?

[krispos42]

1. *snort*

Kick!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. They still got it...