This morning, my hand fell off. Should I worry?

[firefox_fan]

Please advise.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Nah, unless it's your dominant hand.

You'd be surprised at how well you can adapt.

Of course, that hand doesn't look like it "fell off." Somebody's got some "splaining" to do.

[firefox_fan]

2. Well, I was cutting a slice of ham with a chainsaw and....

suddenly it was gone! Should not talk on the cell when doing these things.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. What the hell is the matter with you, dude?

Ham is loaded with fat and sodium. That stuff'll kill you.

[firefox_fan]

5. I usually deep fry it!

And then spread some butter over it.

[sakabatou]

4. I have tremors

should I worry?

[Richard Steele]

6. I'd be more concerned about my body being made of cheap latex in the first place, personally.

That can't be healthy!

[firefox_fan]

7. I usually eat the plastic wrap around the ham....

It has a nice crispy texture and it picks up the ham's flavor. Perhaps that contributed to my beautiful skin.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Don't worry just yet.

Worry:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7VER3Ol77o

[EstimatedProphet]

9. It won't be a problem until you want to...you know...

[firefox_fan]

10. ..Wave my hand?... I know, that would be a problem.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Yeah, that might be hard too.

[Debi]

12. Sorry, no medical advice here on DU

Somebody ought to alert the mods.

[regularguy]

13. As long as you're using Firefox it should heal right up.

[firefox_fan]

14. Wow. I used the new "Reattach" Firefox plugin and it works!

Thanks for suggesting that!

[China_cat]

15. Only if it fell into the toilet and you're afraid to try to flush.

[Throwing Stones]

16. If that's the case, may I suggest a way to pass the time

you can still dance, right?

[Crabby Appleton]

17. that's why you have two, a spare one in case one falls off.

[firefox_fan]

18. God thought of everything!