At what point do you go beyond the normal application of rub-on tanning lotion?

[DS1]

[jus_the_facts]

1. On this monitor...he looks like an Oompa Lompa....

:D


:hi:

[Maestro]

17. That was my first thought!

Really this has to be fake or this guy is mentally ill.

[LostinVA]

2. I really hope that's Photoshopped

[DS1]

3. nope, not that I'm aware of

[LostinVA]

10. Dear God

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. Thanks..

That image just bumped my self-esteem up a few notches.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Maybe he's writing a book

"Copper Like Me."

[AlCzervik]

6. is he trying out for a live action version of Gumby and pokey?

[flvegan]

7. Maybe he's a competitive bodybuilder

On second glance...strike that.

Nice pout on the one kid, he looks like quite the ladykiller. I think the kid in the middle is in the band Good Charlotte.

[BarenakedLady]

8. Orange

and slimey.

:scared:

[CottonBear]

9. Is that a Gotti?

:scared:

Don't people have mirrors?

edit: This is a Gotti:

[redqueen]

11. That had to be a dare.

At least I hope so!

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Judgmental much? Maybe he just eats a lot of sweet potatoes.

:hide:

Says the mom who turned her son orange as a baby from too much beta carotene.

[DS1]

13. Or maybe he gets nekkid and hides in the Orange tree outside TeenMidlo's window...

Assuming he can knock matcom out of it with a rock

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Silly. That would be a Bartlett Pear tree.

:eyes:

:P

[DS1]

18. How the hell would I know?

matcom doesn't take pictures of the tree, dumbass :eyes:

[matcom]

19. next time i'll bring you some fruit

[DS1]

20. keep the basket

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Idiot. You can't eat the fruit.

And, the flowers smell like spoiled fish. It's delightful in the Spring.

:puke:

[matcom]

22. who the hell thought I was talking about PEARS?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Just my BFF.

Idgit. :eyes:

[DS1]

24. I was expecting more of a peach

:eyes:

or, if peach is unavailable, just pick me up a goddamn taco

[idgiehkt]

15. Everybody!

Oompa Loompas:
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

[triguy46]

16. I think the guy on the left needs his bilirubin checked, STAT.

[Left Is Write]

25. Don't tell me Hollywood is remaking Soul Man!