Woman Thrown Off Bus For Being Too Sexy (Driver Distracted By Her Cleavage)

[matcom]

<snip>

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported Monday.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver.

A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070716/od_nm/germany_sexy_dc;_ylt=AghCXky.yKNHZmOXMS9Ixi3MWM0F

[CatWoman]

1. She's too sexy for her tits

her titty, titty,

titty tits :)

[xchrom]

9. you did NOT go there!!!

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

15. bwahahahahaha

:hi:

[texas1928]

2. This thread is uselss without pictures.

We need pictures. To see if she is or not.

[truebrit71]

4. Posted at the same time!!!

Perverts think alike apparently...

[NewJeffCT]

12. Ask, and ye shall receive

unfortunately, not exactly what we wanted...

[texas1928]

48. She's cute.

Looks like fun.

[truebrit71]

3. Sorry but this story as useless without pictures....

...How can we possibly be able to grasp the fully devasting impact of this young woman's knockers if there are NO PICTURES?????

[underpants]

6. That would be Grosse

:bounce:

[guitar man]

7. agreed!!! nt

[underpants]

5. She must have been wearing her Bus T

:bounce:

[El Fuego]

8. "I'm... too sexy for the bus, too sexy for the bus..."

[xchrom]

10. bus drivers tell me all the time to sit someplace else.

but that's usually cause i'm trying to sit in their lap.

i guess men just can't help themselves.

[NewJeffCT]

11. Here is a pic of her

sans cleavage, though.

http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2007/07/16/schock-linienbus/frau-bu-sen,geo=2154796.html

[truebrit71]

13. Cleavage or not she is one hot cutie...

....Oh be still my (dirty old man's) heart...

[matcom]

14. eh. I'll assume she has one hell of a rack

:P

[tonkatoy57]

17. Your honor...

as the young lady's attorney's, we'll stipulate she has gewaltig bruste. No brustimplantet for her. My esteemed law partner expecially likes a bit of the old das stillen.

[guitar man]

16. he wanted to throw HER off the bus????

hell, I would have thrown everyone else off!! :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

18. I'd love to read your insurance report

after you drive your bus into a tree because you were too busy staring at your passenger's knockers. :D

[guitar man]

22. hey, I can multitask!!

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Can someone grab the photos of her and put 'em in photobucket? I'm being blocked.

I can't get Bild online in the coffee shop - they have it blocked, the fuckers.

[NewJeffCT]

25. Here you go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6726394&mesg_id=6726566

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. No, I need them posted from some other website.

Like photobucket.

[NewJeffCT]

30. Here is the pic in Imageshack

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Yes, but I can't get that, either.

Sorry! I should have more explicit last time that I can neither Bild, nor from imageshack (though I have no idea why the latter would be blocked...)

Fuckin' coffee shop.

[NewJeffCT]

33. How about photobucket?

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. That works! HUBBA HUBBA!!!

I wouldn't kick her off MY bus!

[Deep13]

20. I'm sorry, Miss, but you'll have to sit on the dash-board.

Well, that's what I would have said. "If you want to ride tomorrow, I'm afraid you will need to bring a few friends with you dressed the same way."

What an asshole! "I'm sorry but I have no control over where my head points. My nose is like a cleavage-seeking missile."

[matcom]

21. wonder if she is a SchtopEmFromFloppin catalogue model?

[RetroLounge]

24. SchtopEmFromFloppin

:rofl:

RL

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Bild story translated by Babelfish

Debora C has the most beautiful Dekolleté of the Bodensee! The deep cutout of the shop assistant (20) made a bus driver even traffic unable. Bosom shock in the regular bus!

When Debora entered in the morning out Lin dau at nine o'clock into the buslinie 1, she carried her deeply cut out Shirt, which stresses her Dekolleté so marvelously.

Actually the driver could itself have been pleased. He did not do however...

Debora: "sudden stopped it the bus, opened the doors and schnaubte loosely: , your cutout irritates me, if I look into the rear view mirror. There I cannot concentrate no more on traffic. If they do not convert themselves, I throw them raus`."

Perplex sat down the young woman on another bank. Debora furiously: "it disgraced and as Schlampe represented me in the full bus!"

The bus enterprise against it gives its embarrassingly affected driver quite.

After Paragraf sex - pardon, six - the transport regulations may not "a driving order by diverson security endanger".

A speaker: "around it the driver is authorized to appropriate instructions to passengers. It acted correctly."

Risk Dekolleté - pain does.

[matcom]

27. "Bosom shock in the regular bus!"

:rofl:

[billyskank]

28. It made a bus driver even traffic unable.

:o

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. I rather enjoyed this bit:

"If they do not convert themselves, I throw them raus`."




CONVERT thy breasts, wicked harlot!

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. Ooooh! There's going to be a conversion!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. A conversion! A conversion!

And then, the orally men!









'E means O'Reilly men!

[ulysses]

44. gmta

I was thinking "new sig line"...

[Akoto]

42. Bosom shock! LOL!

:rofl:

[rug]

31. If she was breastfeeding the passsengers would have thrown her off.

[BarenakedLady]

34. That's odd

My girls were no where near Germany.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

37. He wouldn't have asked you to get off.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

46. LoL

That's because my cleavage is not distracting! LOL.

[pokerfan]

35. See the danger boobs pose to society?

[Fran Kubelik]

36. Was Priyanka in Germany?

:hide:

[NewJeffCT]

38. Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands

The bad girl from "Men in Black 2"

I think this German girl might have the right set.

[BlooInBloo]

39. Wonder if she's the hottie from the RGX commercials?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YAjejLAfns

[Dr_Funkenstein]

43. Better Yet...

I'm fascinated by the women that dress like strippers, then act 'put-out' when you look at their ass. I, on the other hand, enjoy it when women stare at me...no doubt because I'm...probably the reason they are involved with someone else...that is my visual opposite.

[Deja Q]

45. What'd she do, stand next to him and jiggle like jello for a while?!