HEyHEY
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Mon Jul-16-07 03:44 PM
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A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer |
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God, I love Mitch Hedburg.
"You would never see an escalator out of order sign. Just 'Sorry, escalator temporarily stairs.'"
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Deja Q
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Mon Jul-16-07 03:53 PM
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1. I can think of better stocking stuffers... |
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But the Red Hot Chili Peppers got there 15 years before I had. Fortunately.
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Mon Jul-16-07 03:55 PM
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2. He was such a clever guy |
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I have a brother that resembles him an awful lot. My favorite joke of his that I can think of at the moment is the one where the guys keeps pounding on the wall, and he yells out "There's no door. Go around."
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MysticalChicken
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Mon Jul-16-07 03:58 PM
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3. Mitch Hedberg is/was... |
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one of my most favorite comedians ever.
What's proper grammar in this situation? Is it "Mitch Hedberg was one of my most favorite comedians ever"? I didn't stop liking him when he died, which is what the "was" sort of implies. And it can't be "is" because, well, he's dead.
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Starbucks Anarchist
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Mon Jul-16-07 03:59 PM
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4. Ever seen those commercials where someone's standing under a waterfall? |
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That's bullshit, man, 'cause that thing would knock you on your ASS!
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