Make up a useful Harry Potter spell....

[MonkeyFunk]

last night, while watching the movie the hottentots behind me wouldn't shut up, so I came up with Closus Pieholus!.

What's yours?

[evlbstrd]

1. Potterus Disappearus.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Boo!

[evlbstrd]

3. Poof!

[MonkeyFunk]

4. geez, no need to get personal! n/t

[evlbstrd]

7. Well, if it gets you kids to read...

[MonkeyFunk]

9. I didn't wanna do this...

but

Closus pieholus!





Don't make me get all cruciatus on your ass.

[evlbstrd]

12. Hmmm.

Didn't feel a thing. Nope, nothin'.

[MonkeyFunk]

17. Damn my muggle ways!

then... um... er... stop it!

[evlbstrd]

18. OK.

Thanks for puttin' up with me.

[philosophie_en_rose]

26. Good one, Voldemort.

:P

[evlbstrd]

38. Who?

[philosophie_en_rose]

39. You-Know-Who

[evlbstrd]

41. I've heard the name.

But otherwise I'm out of the loop.

[TommyO]

5. Bushus Impeachious

[RedCappedBandit]

33. Good One!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. Posting Stupefy

complete inablitly for some people to post.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. oh, I wish!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. you and me both!

unless ofcourse you wish this on me. inwhich case, not so much! :P :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. posting Veritaserum

can only post the truth. that would also be fun

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Silentio Infantus

for that crying babying that screamed throughout the movie.

[InternalDialogue]

14. Eradicum Litterboxiola

Chant once daily, twice after tuna.

[TommyO]

16. Oh, how I wish this would work!

With three cats, and just as many litter boxes, it's a daily chore that would best be dispatched with a phoenix-feathered wand!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Trafficus Partus

Makes everybody pull over to the shoulder of the road so you can get through.

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. Bossus explodius....

Well, I can wish for it, can't I???

[Writer]

20. Mistahwriterus Enlargus!

:7

[MonkeyFunk]

23. buyus toyus

[Richard Steele]

32. "D-Cellius Longlifeus!"

[flying rabbit]

21. Lootium winnious

For powerball and various and sundry get rich attempts.

[SOteric]

22. Assholio Begonicus!

[MonkeyFunk]

24. I like that one!

[tigereye]

25. Hawaiius vacationus?

this is a very funny thread!

[philosophie_en_rose]

27. freeperliarmus.

*poof*

[Aristus]

28. How to change Bush's approval rating rom the mid-90's to the high 20's:

Electorata Transmuto!

[XemaSab]

31. Or

Cursus remanere!

("Stay the course!" for you non-Latin scholars)

[XemaSab]

29. Moronicus magister!

It'll make your boss babble total nonsense in meetings! :D

Oh, wait.... :hide:

[LaraMN]

30. Bulldozas Fundiechurchus.

:P

[Richard Steele]

34. "Guinness Refillus!"

[fudge stripe cookays]

35. Hmmmm....

Kimballus Fuckoffus.

For DU stalkers who call at 1:00 in the morning.

PM me for more details!
fsc

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. or for those stalkers who stalk you from site to site

all the while claiming that they arent stalking you, and its you who is obsessed with them.

being stalked is no fun :hi:

[fudge stripe cookays]

37. Yikes.

Hope it's not too bad with that.

For anyone wanting to "be interviewed" I strongly advise against it.

[EstimatedProphet]

40. STFUsus!