Scott Baio Mistook Corduroy Couch For Erin Moran's Vagina - Made Love To It

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Let me just preface this post by saying I would never, ever willingly watch this stupid show but I did accidentally catch a few minutes of it while flipping past VH1 trying to find The History Channel or CNN or something. Seriously, that’s the way it happened.

And in just those few moments that I was exposed to, I know my life will never be the same. Scott was talking to a life coach about his problems with women and she asked him (in a moment of complete spontaneity) who was the first person he ever had sex with. His answer? Erin Moran of course. I can’t even bring myself to make a Joanie Loves Chachi joke.

But wait, that’s not even the frightening part. In another completely spontaneous moment, the life coach asks Scott to recount the first time.

Here’s Scott’s account of his first time. “A friend’s apartment. First time…we’re on a couch that is corduroy, and I’m thinking this is really uncomfortable. This is not feeling good at all. And…and I mistook the couch for her. I was making love to a couch. Then all the sudden I found the mark…etc etc..”

OMG! Scott Baio fucked a freaking couch! AND couldn’t tell that it wasn’t Erin Moran’s vagina. There are no words.

http://www.metadish.com/2007/07/16/scott-baio-is-45and-single-scott-admits-to-having-sex-with-a-couch/

[zanne]

1. I can't think of an appropriate comment for that, so........

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

[underpants]

2. Scott Baio has ****** much more than that

It is funny that he is doing this show-what problem with "relationships"??? He is nailing prime a** and has been for a while

I just "passed by" this show too :eyes: :bounce:

[Orrex]

3. You'd think that the zip-zop sound of the corduroy would've given it away...

Gives a new and horrifying spin on "love seat," though.

[Rob H.]

4. "zip-sop sound"

:spray:

Thanks for the incredibly disturbing earworm. :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. So he thought Joanie felt like rug burn, eh?

:spray: :rofl:

[snooper2]

6. I think that show is pretty funny...

in a warped way...

[RetroLounge]

7. Was that Wide-Wale Courduray?

Swish Swish Swish Spluge...

:rofl:

RL

[rug]

8. Erin must have thought he was a moran.

[Orrex]

12. ...

:spank:

[xchrom]

9. ah yes -- the AMAZINGLY awkward moments of first times....

i'm glad it's him on tv tellin and not me.

[LynneSin]

10. Just remember - Scott Baio also did Pamala Anderson

And that was back before Pam's Tommy Lee years

[slj0101]

15. Pamala...you're getting warmer.

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Good thing it wasn't wicker (n/t)

[AllegroRondo]

13. Joanie loves Chachi

had to be re-titled in Korea, as "chachi" is Korean for penis.

true story.

[rug]

16. So did the couch.

[skygazer]

14. Well, they say love hurts

And that's all I have to say about that.

[KitchenWitch]

17. I hope he cleaned up the pecker tracks from the couch!

:puke: