I hate my pets

[MonkeyFunk]

my dog peed on the kitchen floor... about 2 feet away from an open door.

My big cat brought me a wounded baby bird.

My little cat (who's only ever caught worms) then pounced on the bird after I put it outside.

And my tortoise looked at me funny.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. you are a terrible terrible man. how dare you talk about your pets in that manner?

:rofl:

[TheProphetess]

2. You should go ahead and eat them

Serves them right (pun intended). :rofl:

[xchrom]

3. beat them!!! -- beat them all!!! ---

yeah -- yeah they know -- everyone knows -- that will never happen.

so why do they pee when the open door is right there?

alas not even science will ever be able to answer that question.

[jane_pippin]

4. Just who, exactly, do they think they are?

:D

Mine's being a little bastard lately too. He thinks barking will get him whatever he wants, and that nipping at me is a fun way to play. It won't, and it's not.

Joke's on him though. He's going to Dog School to learn how to be a good boy. Yes he is. Yeesss he is! Who's going to dog school? You are!

*ahem*

Sorry. Anyway, we're taking a manners class that starts Saturday and I cannot wait. The days of Uncouth Stewart will be over soon. Long live the days of Polite Stewart.

[Susang]

5. I'm sensing your dog might be mad at you

Perhaps you need a visit from ?

[LynneSin]

6. My cat Abbott insists on practicing the piano the same exact time I'm practicing

Damn kitty!

[AngryAmish]

7. Then they are no longer pets, they become dinner.