Mr MANative's 50th b-day is 2 weeks away..HELP!!!!

[MANative]

I desperately need a good idea for both a gag gift and a real one. Everything I've come up with seems so horribly lame. Anyone willing to share some inspiration?

[catmandu57]

1. I turn fifty on the 26th.

I tell my wife what I need and she get's it so for a gift get him something he needs, for a gag without knowing him I couldn't say, though my wife did say something about a bong yesterday.

[MANative]

2. Hmmm, well, maybe adding a bong to the

collection would be fun.... :) It's been a very looong time. He's one of those guys who tends to go out and buy whatever he needs, so it really screws me up at gift-giving time. But every guy NEEDS a new bong, right? I'm thinking that can be combined somehow with copious amounts of very fine rum. :rofl:

Thanks for the ideas, and a very happy 50th to you!