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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:12 PM
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How to get your woman cold in 20 seconds (copycat)
Morning breath...
leisure suit...
food in cheesy moustache...
toilet paper caught on heel...

Approach her slowly with the above attributes and say "Hey Babe"...oh, and don't forget to be chewing on a wet toothpick.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:30 PM
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1. Alright you people....
this is comedic GENIUS and not one response. I sit here day after day, busting my ass trying to entertain you, and I'm afraid you do not appreciate me. You would have to PAY for this stuff elsewhere. Series!!!1!!!!!!1!!!! This stuff is Hugh!!!!!1!1!!!!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:31 PM
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2. Tell her the brazilian joke.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:33 PM
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3. Yup...
that'll do it! :hi:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 01:45 PM
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4. This is the fastest way.
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