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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:27 PM
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Ooh, I nailed this woman in the grocery store -- so proud of myself! LOL
:rofl:

Mrs. V.'s niece, her husband, and her 8-month old great nephew! arrive for a short visit on Thursday. So I was at the grocery store to buy baby food -- some Gerber, some store brand.

A woman came up to me as I was putting my order on the belt, and asked, "Are you buying Gerber baby food?"

I said, "Yes, I am."

She said, "I just heard on the news that they've recalled Gerber baby food."

I said, "That's okay. It's not my baby."

:rofl:

She gave me this look . . . then walked away.

Oh, boy, I don't usually come up with 'em that quickly. That's why I'm proud.

:woohoo:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:29 PM
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1. LOL
perfect response!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:29 PM
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2. ...
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:30 PM
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3. LOL!
:yourock: :rofl:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:32 PM
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4. That was hilarious, bertha!
:rofl:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:34 PM
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5. You are so GOOD!
Oh that's a classic.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:36 PM
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6. oh I thought you did something behind the produce cart!
where I usually do it :rofl:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:40 PM
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7. Oh! I thought this was a copycat of Ava's thread....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6726853


well done!
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:41 PM
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8. lol!
I think I would have started laughing after I'd said that - I can't keep a deadpan face after I make a snappy reply! :rofl: - very good retort, bk!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:42 PM
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9. OH NO YOU DI'HINT!
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:44 PM
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10. HA!
:rofl:

Oh, that was a good one. :patriot:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 02:44 PM
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:01 PM
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12. Nailing is so yesterday
Screwing is much more rewarding, plus you get to use a gun. ;)
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:06 PM
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13. It was so yesterday, way back in 1974
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:06 PM
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14. That. is. AWESOME.
:rofl: What a quick wit, Bertha. I would have thought of that like 5 hours later. :hi:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:43 PM
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17. it's rare
that's why i'm proud

;)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:07 PM
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15. hahahahah
nice one!

:hi:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:18 PM
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16. ...
:applause:
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-17-07 03:47 PM
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18. oh that's excellent
awesome quick thinking! and I love your sense of humor
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