Lets confirm sarcastically the repukes biggest fears

[Guava Jelly]

:popcorn:
Post a freeper nightmare.

[Connonym]

1. I got nothing except

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

2. ..

what?? :rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. I wanna see inside! What goes on inside! I want to lick a lolly!

:emo:

[Guava Jelly]

4. you sir need help!!!!

Call the the republican party now at 1-800-C00-Laid
drink it up
:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Republicans! Those black men your grandfathers ripped from Africa

are indeed better lovers than any of you are, just as you've feared. Your wives and daughter know this instictively.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. And your more-than-occasional thoughts of pee-pees means you're gay. Face it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Sorry, no time tonight. I'm already late for my abortion,

then I have to attend the Tuesday night Satan-worship service. And if I stay up too late afterwards, I'll be too tired tomorrow morning to go out and recruit the children in my neighborhood to join our gay nudist al-Qaeda cell.

[bertha katzenengel]

7. In 7-2 decision, Supreme Court rules gay marriage constitutional

...and once again, the American Way* triumphs: the minority is protected from the tyranny of the majority.



* as it should be - as it will be again on 1/20/09

[XemaSab]

8. Gay consensual incest

n/t

[Guava Jelly]

9. Oh thats good!!

:rofl:

[Nevernose]

15. Technically, all incest is consesual

Otherwise, if there;s no consent, it's either sexual assault or child abuse.

[rug]

10. I hope Hillary wins in a landslide so she can finally come out of the closet.

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. You know it's true. Dirty diapers -are- more comfortable than jeans or overalls.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Love, support, and reinforcement -are- better principles for living than selfishness and meanness.

And yes, you have no clue how to do that. Face it.

[pagerbear]

18. That's crazy talk!

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. I know! I accept my 10 demerits stoically.

You would think that all of America is mean and selfish because the Repubs are so in the spotlight, but it ain't true!

[pagerbear]

14. I loves me some box turtles!

[XemaSab]

17. That looks more like a slider.

Mmmmm... sliders.... :drool:

[VenusRising]

16. We must sacrifice snowflake babies

over an American flag to hail the coming of the Clenis to our heathen orgy.

[Arugula Latte]

23. I like to sprinkle freeze-dried snowflake babies on my cereal

As my leather-fetish bi shemale partner says (often after s/he has flogged me with a Bible to the point where we've worked up an appetite), they add that certain je ne c'est qua to my breakfast.

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. Gotta pertect them M-Brios!

[Skittles]

21. them gays have achieve every goal on their AGENDA !!!!

yes INDEED

[Patsy Stone]

22. Human-Animal Hybrids

[Writer]

24. "Hello. I am a strong woman who speaks out and doesn't stay in her place."

And I just might become the next President of the United States. :)

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Yoo... Yoo get back in tha kitchen and make me some PAH! Missy!

Truly... How much gnashing of teeth would there be among republicans just because she's a woman? A sad state of affairs.

[Writer]

27. They prefer the drug-addled Stepford Wife type.

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Gah! Don't DO that to a person without warning!

And I agree. I feel for the women they've convinced to submit. They might want -everything- to bow to their childish wills.

[Strawman]

25. It's official: Jesus was black

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

29. Does anybody have any virgin blood?

I'm throwing a little get-together this evening and I'm just fresh out...