CONFESS!!!!!!!! In honor of the Diaperman himself - what is your secret FETISH

[LynneSin]

Don't be shy - and btw - all posters of fetish will receive automatic absolution from action figure Buddy Jesus

[LeftyMom]

1. Oh. hells. no.

That's way up there on the I-could-tell-you-but-then-I'd-have-to-kill-you scale.

[LynneSin]

2. But Action Figure Buddy Jesus will absolve you and so will David Vitter's wife

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. You could invite us instead. If you kill us, we can't help you have fun!

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Let me guess: it's meat.

:P

[taterguy]

3. Led Zeppelin fans from Delaware

Something about them just drives me crazy
Sorry if that's TMI

[LynneSin]

4. I don't know if Action Figure Buddy Jesus can absolve that one

:scared:

[Redbear]

6. I am totally turned on by

women with long-standing emotional issues who will rip out my heart and stomp on it.

[MissMillie]

57. pleased to meet you!

:silly:

[Redbear]

72. You have now made me laugh twice today

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[kay1864]

7. Not so secret, actually...

I think DU Naughty Girls are hawt.






I'm not sure that really requires absolution though. :P

[av8rdave]

8. I've never admitted this before....

<gasp> females. If they have pretty faces and eyes...well, I'd better stop there.

OK, absolution, please.

[tonkatoy57]

9. Uh...

Panties.

I think they are the most gorgeous and provocative of all women's clothes.

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

[meegbear]

10. I PM'd you mine

[LynneSin]

11. Yes and I opened it at work

:wow:

[meegbear]

12. I'm thinking about starting a IBTL picture thread with it

[LynneSin]

13. Don't make it so obvious - not like any naughty bits were showing

Ian would be proud of you!

[meegbear]

15. *BLUSH* thanks ...

for those playing at home, the fetish is:

LEATHER

[Guava Jelly]

14. English accents..oh and

Ti__ies :D :rofl:

[LynneSin]

16. English accents and men who wear glasses

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

22. Lisa Loeb with an English Accent

would drive me bonkers in a good way :loveya:

[driver8]

124. Lisa Loeb drives me bonkers, already. The English accent I could

do without. Now, if she was from Australia...it would be over for me. I would have to marry her.

[sakabatou]

82. Giles from Buffy?

[philosophie_en_rose]

93. Scottish accents are sooo much sexier.

:P

[buddhamama]

18. french accents

just speak french to me :)

and





there's something each of these men have in common. :)

[kay1864]

27. Vraiment?

:P

[tonkatoy57]

30. indeniablement, c'est la verite

n/t

[Dragonbreathp9d]

63. c'est vrai

la francois est ooooooooooo......

I once heard a French woman who studied at oxford so Brittish and French accent at the same time, gaaaaaaaaaah!

[Bassic]

102. Ah tiens, voila qui est fort plaisant à entendre.

Ou à lire, plutôt :D

[EstimatedProphet]

19. I really have a thing for locked threads

[LynneSin]

20. Hasn't been locked........

.....yet

:scared:

[sniffa]

21. none that i can think of

:shrug:

[Debi]

24. Well yeah, now that you're all up and married

(and your wife wears socks all the time :evilgrin:)

[bicentennial_baby]

46. No I don't!!

Barefoot at this moment, actually :D

[Debi]

47. NOW we know why he married you

:evilgrin:

Are the tootsies painted perchance??? :blush:

[bicentennial_baby]

49. Always! You'll never see me with naked toenails

Ever. Purple, at the moment. :D

Naw, he married me for my cooking skills. :rofl:

[Debi]

52. Hell, I'd marry you for your cooking skills!!

:bounce:

[supernova]

23. Have a thing for

British males, the naturally macho ones, not the the pretend uber suave ones.

Really large, strong hands. broad shoulders

edit: Lots of sensual stuff: Sensual fabrics: silk, velvet and perfumes,

And others that are TMI.

[Debi]

25. Hmmmm, older men?!

But it's kind of obvious...

[LostinVA]

86. Pevy trophy wife

[Debi]

113. Cradle robber

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

26. um.....

sports bras and small chests.
something about athletic women, especially runners.....
:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

60. Was that YOU following me around the gym the other day?

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

68. who, me?

:blush:

I didnt think you noticed.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. I dig cheerleader outfits and getting slapped in the face.

I had a hell of a time in High School.

[NewJeffCT]

37. ROFL

seriously

[JCMach1]

29. Amy Winehouse... I know, I'm a sick puppy

[Dr_Funkenstein]

120. Nothing sick about that...

She's intoxicating.

[The Straight Story]

31. My wife, seriously

We have done about 90% of what you can find on the net :) We have an open and loving relationship and I won't go into all the details but it has been a load of fun.

We love each other and can be open about our desires - try em out, see if we like em, and go from there.

No diapers though - even I have my limits :)

[PurpleChez]

32. I pay high school jocks to poop on my head.

Not really, but that was the worst I could come up with on the spot that wasn't morally offensive. Sort of sad that I don't find that morally offensive....

[Deja Q]

33. Hey! Is that the religious figure being sold at Wal-Mart?

:wow:

[Crazy Dave]

34. Threesomes

Although it's been a very long time.

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. Could be interesting...

:D :evilgrin:

[Debi]

50. Pev

:eyes:

[NewWaveChick1981]

56. Thank you very much....

:P :hi: :D

[Seashell Eyes]

35. Indian men

Short men, men wearing glasses, nerds. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

You rang?

;)

[Seashell Eyes]

70. Yes, I did.

;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

71. Man, this Indian thing is working out great!

:rofl:

[Debi]

73. Get a room you two...

:wow:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

75. A lounge is a type of room.

:P

[Seashell Eyes]

76. .

:rofl:

[Debi]

78. What a pev! n/t

[NewJeffCT]

36. women in glasses

women in Catholic school girl outfits
women in cheerleader outfits

[realisticphish]

38. IBTL

[NashVegas]

39. Men in "Ritchie Cunningham" Shirts

You know ... short-sleeved, cotton-blend, often some sort of plaid. Can't help it :)

[redqueen]

40. Irish accents

pale skin, dark hair, light eyes

*swoon*

[underpants]

41. I like to have a fish sticking out of my butt

preferably still wiggling.

[Debi]

51. !!!

:spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

66. Will you settle for one sticking out of your sweater vest?

Watch this through 2:15. :hi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIHsqMlYiRc&mode=related&search=

[Fire Walk With Me]

90. Now we know where all the Chilean Sea Bass are going!

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. Cosmetics and...

well...you all KNOW what I post about here....:evilgrin: :P

[Norwood]

44. IBTL!

But hopefully it wont be, anyway :D

Girls who are a little chubby and long red hair

[guitar man]

45. Buxom Women

I don't go for the rail-thin type normally. I like 'em with meat on their bones. Large natural breasts......little in the middle and got much back!! :evilgrin:

[Norwood]

54. Seconded

[billyskank]

48. Ankle bracelets

No clothes, just a beautiful pair of anklets.

[lost-in-nj]

84. I have 2 on one

ankle and one on the other.....


:evilgrin:



lost

[judaspriestess]

53. Englishmen

mmmmm mmmmmmm

[Beer Snob-50]

55. women (of legal age) in catholic schoolgirl outfits

something about it............

just to be clear also, women of legal age!!!

[Dragonbreathp9d]

64. suuuuuuuurrrreeeee

[LostinVA]

83. I agree

[MissMillie]

58. I gotta say... I really, really go for

a guy who demonstrates that he loves me.

[kay1864]

59. What kinda sick weirdo ARE you?

That is one bizarre fetish.

Why do you hate DU? :cry:









:P

[LynneSin]

61. I don't know if Buddy Jesus can absolve her of that fetish

:hide:

[Dragonbreathp9d]

62. When a girl

is all nude but has shoes on. Any shoes. Gaaah

[Oeditpus Rex]

65. That's a private matter

between me and my goat supplier of torn, dirty knee socks helium-inflatable life-size action figure of Margaret Thatcher lover.

[achtung_circus]

67. Librarians

[Name removed]

69. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Yavin4]

74. Lesbians

I know. I'm a pig, but that's mine. You wanted to know. Well, now you know.

[TrogL]

77. Mirrors

[SarahB]

79. If my track record is any indication...

Irish guys! :D

The other detailed stuff is a wee too personal for DU.

[rug]

80. I have the map of Delaware printed on my silk sheets.

[Redneck Socialist]

81. Hiking boots...

No, no don't take 'em off... :evilgrin:

Seriously, I only half kid.

[lost-in-nj]

85. Ok

music.....
the right combination and I am gone
there is a connector for the Ipod that will split it so
both people can listen...... :)



:loveya: :headbang:


lost

[SPKrazy]

99. that sounds like fun

i like the splitter idea

:headbang:

:hug:

[Wapsie B]

87. Of those that are able to be posted here, women in business suits.

The nudie pics and the skimpy bikinis are eye-catching but to me a woman in a business suit is so sexy. All that constraint, all those repressed emotions and needs have got to be released. And I love to be there when that happens. :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

88. My fetishes are hardly 'secret'

:P

[fizzgig]

94. don't i know it

:P

[Danger Mouse]

126. how would YOU Know?

:P

[Neshanic]

89. Dressing up like the Spanish Inquisition

[Starbucks Anarchist]

91. Way too many to list.

:evilgrin:

[opiate69]

92. Asian women.....

[Alexander]

95. I like redheads - don't know if I'd call that a "fetish" though.

Isn't a "fetish" technically the first thing you saw on your opposite-gender parent when you realized they weren't the same gender as you?

Since no one in my family has red hair, I don't know if that qualifies.

[elshiva]

96. Very effeminate men, very butch women

religious art

[jgraz]

97. I have this very weird attraction to...

cute, intelligent women who like hanging out with me. I know it's strange, but there it is.

[WindRavenX]

98. anything that restrains

Oh. And cowboys.

Yeah.

:hide:

[Fox Mulder]

100. schoolgirls, librarians, and stockings.

[SPKrazy]

101. Hmmm

this is a trick question right? :D

how about this one...

total body massage... :evilgrin:

feet, ankles, okay... where does one really stop with this?

:shrug:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

103. Copycat Threads

I love's me some...

[kay1864]

104. PEV!!

Some a' you people are sick, Sick, SICK!!!

:yoiks:

[B3Nut]

105. Why do we need absolution?

As long as all parties concerned are cool with the goings-on and nobody's getting murdered, what's the problem? :D Hee hee.... Then again, I'm an ex-fundy enjoying freedom from the fundamentalist pinecone that was up my ass for many a year, so I might be a bit biased. ;)

Oh, for me it's leather. Also satin sheets, love 'em. Definitely. betweenthesheets.co.uk has leather sheets....wish I could afford that hookup...oh hell yeah. My wife just laughs and shakes her head...we do have black faux-leather curtains in the bedroom for the sliding glass door...they work great for keeping the streetlight glare out at night, too.

"Toddie has a leather fetish! Ha haa ha haa haaaa!" - my wife, who thinks it's hilarious

:D :D

I can't believe I'm posting this shit on a message board...but it's the Lounge, what the hell...

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[LynneSin]

106. You don't want absolution from Action Figure Buddy Jesus

:cry:

Why do you make baby Action Figure Buddy Jesus cry?

[Beer Snob-50]

108. i feel bad that buddy jesus doesnot forgive me

for a catholic schoolgirl fetish!! this may be political correctness gone amouk!

[LostinVA]

110. It's a good fetish

[Beer Snob-50]

114. thank you

[B3Nut]

109. Why would he be crying?

I just don't think he'd view the whole thing as being "sin" to begin with! :D I mean, he's giving the thumbs up and everything!

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[LynneSin]

111. Action Figure Buddy Jesus is crying because Action Figure Buddy Jesus doesn't think B3Nut likes

Action Figure Buddy Jesus

[B3Nut]

112. Oh, I like him just fine!

Totally down with Action Figure Buddy Jesus! :D

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[Dastard Stepchild]

107. Shaved heads...

Yum! On guys and gals alike.

[reyd reid reed]

115. But...but...

if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret any more. And besides, if I receive absolution for it, that'd take all the fun out of it.

:shrug:

[Dr_Funkenstein]

116. I Have a Shaved Fetish...

Throughout my life as a man-whore, I have required all of my "girlfriends" to have only eyebrows, and hair on their head. My wife is also on board. Oddly enough, I started shaving my chest and legs in college, when I was body building. Now, my wife has more hair than I do...but I still have my eyebrows and a goatee! One day, the hairless shall rule...

[kay1864]

117. "required"?

:popcorn:

[Dr_Funkenstein]

118. Yes...required

I thought I was "hot-shit" back in the day. I wouldn't "date" them if they were more on the..."natural" side...I was also a Republican.

[kay1864]

119. How would you find out if they were 'natural' without dating them?

Questionnaire? Shoe mirror?

[Dr_Funkenstein]

121. Let's Just Say I Was a Republican...

You know, "Live a good and moral life...now take off your clothes". I thought I would put the word "dating" in to be nice. If, during the course of "business", I was to discover "shrubbery", it was off to the shower, and I'd shave her myself.

[bicentennial_baby]

122. You sound like a real charmer

:eyes:

[Dr_Funkenstein]

123. Well, Back Then...

It was my mission to get laid. Besides, you make it sound like I threw her over my shoulder and tossed her in like a cave man. C'mon...you've never had a partner suggest some kinky shit? It's my fetish, goddamnit...

[TheBaldyMan]

125. speaking as someone who'll jump anything that breathes

Foreign accents, I am also a complete sucker for a pretty face.