A maxi fuck you thread.

[LaraMN]

Fuck you, Kimberly Clark, for your empty promises. For your beguiling cloth-like coverage, and your vows of absorbency so profound that I spent the extra dollar-sixty five. One day you will know the misery of being tossed aside, disposable as you are. Your inept instructions left me floundering, lost, and ultimately led me to apply your product wrongly. I now have a missing strip of pubic hair, and a lot of localized pain.

You can take your "wings" and ride them straight to feminine product hell, where it's damp, and lonely,
and unintended, inconvenient leakage is a distinct possibility.

Yes indeed, Kimberly Clark, fuck YOU!






:P

[LynneSin]

1. See this is why I use OBs

nuff said!!

[AllegroRondo]

2. um.......

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

3. .....`

:rofl:

Oh. My. God.

[Iris]

4. those wings are annoying. If only they still made those stay-free maxi-pads I used in high school..

ok. They WERE like diapers, but they got the job done!

[billyskank]

5. No! Fuck ME!!

I am ready! :bounce:

[DS1]

6. Can we wait till say next Friday?

:hide:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Lara, you slay me!

:rofl:

[Maestro]

8. I'm sorry for that but

please know that I am laughing at your post and not you. Well, maybe a little at you. ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. You obviously need to visit this site immediately

http://www.always.com/happy/home.jsp

[PeaceNikki]

10. I will add to your reasons to hate Kimberly Clark.

Congressman F. James Sensenbrenner is heir to the family fortune of Kimberly Clark. It was his great grandfather who invented the Kotex napkin which led to the beginning of Kimberly Clark. Mr. Sensenbrenner continues as a stockholder of the company.

He is former Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.

Here are just a few of his "greatest hits":

He shut down hearings on the Patriot Act in 2005 - walked out in response to Democratic members raising issues regarding human rights violations at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay and the ongoing Iraq war and ordered the court reporter to halt transcriptions of the proceedings.

Sensenbrenner was the main sponsor of H.R. 4437, a bill passed by the House in 2005 that would provide additional criminal penalties for aiding and abetting illegal immigration

Sensenbrenner was the top-ranking House member in terms of travel costs paid by private interests from 2001 to mid-2005 he reported more privately funded travel than any other member of Congress. Between January 2000 and July 2006, he took about $200,000 worth of privately funded travel.

In March 2005, Sensenbrenner sided firmly with the parents and siblings of the late Terri Schiavo, who fought unsuccessfully in the federal courts to secure home care of their mentally-damaged daughter.

Sensenbrenner was named the 2006 "Man of the Year" by the conservative publication Human Events because of his opposition to open-borders immigration policies.

Sensenbrenner is often called "Senselessbrenner" by Milwaukee-area liberals

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Believe it or don't

there's a baseball anecdote in this thread. :D









:hide:

[racaulk]

12. HA HA HA HA!!!

:rofl: Too funny!

:P

[SKKY]

13. Lara, I'm not trying to call you out or anything...

...but how long have you been using these "products"??? Does Maxipad technology change that much that there exists a substantial learning curve in mastering their "application"???

[AwakeAtLast]

14. I got you a present, something to make you feel better

Just in case you decide enough is enough!

;)

:hi:

[supernova]

15. Disturbing!

Although, somehow appropriate.

[idgiehkt]

16. roflmao

:rofl: kick :rofl:

[wildhorses]

17. wo0t

:applause:

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Photos! Photos of the inverse mohawk!

:+

(great copycat)