Prisoner_Number_Six
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Wed Jul-18-07 06:37 PM
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I had a client to my house last night for some video editing. |
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The bastard ate an entire LARGE bag of Doritos Spicy Nachos. All by himself.
Of course, you realize this means war.*
*(Note: à la Bugs Bunny, NOT *bush...)
:mad: :mad: :mad:
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Wed Jul-18-07 06:51 PM
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1. You probably have a too-comfortable client couch. |
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Make them sit on a kitchen chair. Then they won't be so cavalier with your snacks!
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Prisoner_Number_Six
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Wed Jul-18-07 06:57 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-18-07 06:57 PM by Prisoner_Number_Six
Doesn't matter. This is the same kind of guy who doesn't take a hint that I have other clients in the morning and I need SLEEP. He's been known to stay here until 3am. I'm on the verge of telling him to find someone else to do what he needs done.
NOT that I'm complaining.... :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:03 PM
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5. Bill extra after midnight, like a babysitter. |
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The main thing is to say "Sorry, dude, that's it for tonight. Got an early morning." Then shut down your computer. After that, if you have to, feign narcolepsy.
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Wed Jul-18-07 06:53 PM
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may i suggest a whole bag of gold fish -- in front of him -- and not sharing.
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:02 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:03 PM
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6. light up the doob after you're finished work, not during |
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and you blame him..
of all the nerve
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Prisoner_Number_Six
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:10 PM
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7. I NEVER partake while on the job. |
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I never get enough to share, for one thing. Besides, it's simply bad form to scarf down all the munchies in someone else's home. I also just discovered he finished off my trail mix. Now THAT is just plain vicious. :cry:
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:15 PM
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equivalent of asking someone to come up to your apt. to see your etchings???????
:shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl:
lost in a really scary mood tonight!!!! LoL
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Prisoner_Number_Six
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:23 PM
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You think I would show my precious etchings to someone like that?
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