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Wed Jul-18-07 07:44 PM
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You know, you people are giving me a complex with your fawning over Mrs Matcom |
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Edited on Wed Jul-18-07 07:47 PM by matcom
I mean, I'M not a bad guy!
But you people make it seem like I'm a deviant here!
Ok strike that. :D
I mean, it really isn't MY fault! Maybe I'M the saint here! YOU aren't around when she has a fascination over skyscrapers.
NNNoooooooo. It's MY fascination with TACO'S that makes you laugh!
YOU aren't around when SHE tells me how Sean Connery lubes her loins! NNNNooooooooo it's ME you mock over Kelly Brook!
I'm really not feeling the love here anymore.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE HITS THE SNOOZE BUTTON TWICE ALMOST EVERY MORNING!!!
oooooooooooo THAT will get her!
feel sorry for me NOW?
well??
WELL???111
*i'm dead again. ciao*
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:49 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:52 PM
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Matcom is having a pity party.......
:cry: :cry: :cry:
big f'n deal..... join the club
lost
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just kidding..... ya know
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:53 PM
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she will snooze on YOUR watch if you aren't careful!
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:53 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:55 PM
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5. One question. Does the aforementioned Mrs.Matcom |
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have her greyhound?
I didn't think so.
Point. Set. Match.
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:56 PM
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GREYHOUND??
she has her F*CKING greyhound!
it's called her Saturn and she is DAMNED LUCKY to have THAT missy!
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:58 PM
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7. I can see she might need some additional instruction on how |
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to assert her authority.
Mr. Midlo thinks I'm mean and have mood swings. :eyes:
He's an asshole and he'd better just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:13 PM
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12. Mood swings...mean...LOL!!! |
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you so are not like that I bet!!! Hey if I don't take my HRT I am a crazy beotch! Nah, I don't need to assert anything when I have him wrapped around my little finger! :D I rule, he drools!
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:59 PM
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ouch! that is going to leave a mark!!! :rofl:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:05 PM
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We have your back!!!!
:rofl: :hi:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:12 PM
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Yes we must stick together against the evil matcom!! :spray: Actually he is just a big mush bunny!!!
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:19 PM
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15. Did he let you have a cat? |
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:20 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:26 PM
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22. Now I am fawning over you |
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Wed Jul-18-07 07:59 PM
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9. So what did you do.... |
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that you don't want this matcom character (whoever he is....) to find out about?
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:15 PM
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13. She doesn't hang her ass out for all the world to see |
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It's little details like these that make all the difference. Subtlety.
Then again, if she did hang her ass out there, we'd probably like her even better, so I guess you can't win.
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:17 PM
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14. she occasionally toots in bed |
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:20 PM
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18. hahaha! and I occasionally hang |
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my ass out too! just sayin' Oh, and you should probably not close your eyes tonight...Just Saying! :grr:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:23 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:26 PM
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And he came in to make sure I saw your post...I had to point out your sig line...he stalked out the back door! YES! BooBoo you do LURV me! MOOOHAHAHAHAH!
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:29 PM
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25. that's alright, he can have a pissing contest with remy on the fence |
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:48 PM
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30. I think Remy would win!! |
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He might not be able to get the arc, but he can out pee matcom any day! :note to self, get pic of matcom taking a leak and send to DS1 for an awesome photoshop:!!
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:50 PM
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31. now that's a pshop request I'll certainly honor! |
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Wed Jul-18-07 10:29 PM
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32. I thought you didn't do source pics. |
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:17 AM
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34. I don't ~look~ for source pics |
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this would be handing me one :eyes:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:20 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:22 PM
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a man of REASON!
THANK YOU my FRIEND!
sticking togehter! FRIENDS for LIFE!
MANLY MEN!
:hi:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:25 PM
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*scratch*
*manly buttslap*
*buttly manslap*
Uh... you did see my sig line, yes? :rofl:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:28 PM
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watch out for his hands! He is a grabby bastid...just ask DS1!! And what ever you do, stay AWAY from the manbox!!
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:30 PM
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I hereby withdraw my manly buttslap and buttly manslap in favor of the less-treacherous shoulder punch.
:scared:
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:32 PM
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28. That's right. Beware the moon. and keep to the road! |
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:30 PM
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Wed Jul-18-07 08:38 PM
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29. there's a MRS matcom??!!!?!?!! YOU CAD!!! |
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shame on you for leading me on like that!
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Wed Jul-18-07 10:31 PM
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33. Poor Lord of Hell Fire... feeling all lonely. |
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Thu Jul-19-07 06:20 AM
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Maybe's she projecting due to someone's inadequacies.
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Thu Jul-19-07 07:13 AM
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36. Restless leg syndrome? |
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fascination over skyscrapers? Hmmm wonder what that could mean... hmmm :think:
"I love Mrs.Matcom and she loves me back"
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