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Thu Jul-19-07 09:48 AM
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"Thou shalt not suffer a troll to go amongst your brethren." |
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Edited on Thu Jul-19-07 10:12 AM by raccoon
First Book of Skinner, 4:3.
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Thu Jul-19-07 10:28 AM
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1. thou shalt not post spoilers in thread titles |
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Thu Jul-19-07 10:33 AM
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2. Blessed are the copycat threaders |
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For they shall inherit the lounge.
From the DUattitudes, chapter 1, verse 1.
(Yes, I know it's dumb, but I wanted to add something, anything, to such a great thread.)
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Thu Jul-19-07 11:35 AM
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3. Thou shalt not sex up threads. |
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Thu Jul-19-07 11:36 AM
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:50 AM
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24. The fun shall be over. |
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Thu Jul-19-07 11:50 AM
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5. Neither shall thee call out or stalk thine enemies... |
raccoon
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Fri Jul-20-07 08:06 AM
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9. The Rules book must be similar to Leviticus. nt |
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Fri Jul-20-07 09:15 AM
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11. I think they were written by the same prophet, actually. |
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:D
Except they didn't have phones to stalk back then, so it's amazing how prescient he really was.
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Thu Jul-19-07 11:53 AM
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6. The members of the "Intoxicated Posting Brigade" will inherit the earth |
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For they deliver divine comedy.
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Thu Jul-19-07 12:35 PM
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obliterate the English language by using words such as; bebbeh, kewl, kitteh, haz, evah, 'cept, unless ye wishes to suffer the wrath of the Almighty Spelling Deity.
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Thu Jul-19-07 12:53 PM
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8. Thou shalt not ask me anything. |
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Thou shalt not coat the flesh of the chicken with the flakes of the corn. :)
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:00 AM
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I had wheat bread french toast, dipped in egg beaters and then in ........
CORN FLAKES......
does that count
:shrug: :shrug: it was delicious....
lost
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Fri Jul-20-07 09:14 AM
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10. Thou shalt not dine in the garden of olives! Thus spaketh the Lord. n/t |
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Fri Jul-20-07 09:46 AM
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Fri Jul-20-07 09:56 AM
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Fri Jul-20-07 09:57 AM
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14. Neither shalt thy babe call out in the presence of others... |
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nor shall it suckle from thee in the garden of the olives! So let it be written, so let it be done.
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:04 AM
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smoketh of the leaf whilst you dine in the garden of olives as thine child suckles amongst the people.....
the book of cookays...... lost
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:10 AM
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I have my own book. COOOOOOL.
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:13 AM
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18. The lounge beatitudes... |
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...blessed are the those who seek vibes. They shall be rewarded. ...blessed is CaliforniaPeggy. For such is the heart and soul of the lounge. ...blessed are those who show their photographs. They shall be oohed and awwed over. ...blessed are those who make us laugh with some cheezy joke. They will always be appreciated.
:D
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:19 AM
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20. Cursed be the Brazilians |
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For they shall sow panic and despair among the people
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Fri Jul-20-07 11:26 AM
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:19 AM
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21. Blessed is the power of matcom news... |
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for it shall cause commotion and hysterical laughter.
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:17 AM
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19. What happens when there are more trolls than brethren? |
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:23 AM
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:49 AM
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23. CONFESS! is the first step to repentance. |
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Fri Jul-20-07 10:50 AM
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25. "In the beginning... There was only darkness" (All the way from Genesis to the Banishment) |
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Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 11:40 AM by Prag
"The S------ looked upon this and spake, 'Let there be Light!'"
"Then H- set about bringing forth form and substance from the nothingness." "First H- created the Holy Admins to help with H-- many tasks. (Thine will hear more on This later)" "Next he set about making the very Earth itself." "Then came the wondrous plants and herbs and succulent vegetation." "To populate H-- new creation and in H-- Divine Wisdom, H- set about populating this new world with all creatures great and small. The birds of the air. The creatures of the seas. The Antelope, The Harpies, The GDers, LBN, The Chimps, The Greatest List, The Unicorns, The Candidate Forums." "H- looked about what H- had wrought and H- in H-- infinite and divine wisdom was pleased and satisfied."
"H- then in H-- High Holy Omnipotent and Omniscient Wisdom brought forth The Holy Ask The Administrators Forum."
tbc...
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Fri Jul-20-07 12:15 PM
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Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 12:15 PM by realisticphish
c'mon, you gotta create the YAK
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