Mmm mmm good! Just microwaved myself a hot cup of java.

[MrCoffee]

that's good drinkin'.

[Richard Steele]

1. Why, what a fine idea!

I think Ill go brew a pot right now!

[buddhamama]

2. you nuked your coffee?

classless loser. :eyes:

[SoxFan]

5. I'll let Dave Barry answer for me

Specialty coffees are very popular these days, attracting millions of consumers, every single one of whom is standing in line ahead of me whenever I go to the coffee place at the airport to grab a quick cup on my way to catch a plane. These consumers are always ordering mutant beverages with names like ``mocha-almond-honey-vinaigrette lattespressacino,'' beverages that must be made one at a time via a lengthy and complex process involving approximately one coffee bean, three quarts of dairy products and what appears to be a small nuclear reactor.

Meanwhile, back in the line, there is growing impatience among those of us who just want a plain old cup of coffee so that our brains will start working and we can remember what our full names are and why we are catching an airplane. We want to strike the lattespressacino people with our carry-on baggage and scream ``GET OUT OF OUR WAY, YOU TREND GEEKS, AND LET US HAVE OUR COFFEE!'' But of course we couldn't do anything that active until we've had our coffee.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.

:donut:

[Left Is Write]

Why did you microwave a hot cup?

I only microwave my cups when they are cold.

[WindRavenX]

3. i just brewed a pot of starbucks' "Sumatra"

Mmmm :9

[billyskank]

4. Hot Lava Java?

Dunno if it's the same. I once had a mug of that brand. The only caffeine drink I ever drunk that actually worked. I was wired for months. Almost as good as speed.