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Thu Jul-19-07 05:40 PM
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Two kinds of pretentious assholery I despise: |
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1. Shitwits who wear their bluetooth headsets in public when they aren't on the phone
2. Fuckbags who wear sunglasses inside when they aren't welding.
Fer fuck's sake.
Just sayin'.
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MrCoffee
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:42 PM
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1. let me take off my shades to respond... |
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oh, wait, i'm getting a call. good thing i had my bluetooth headset in already.
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:43 PM
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2. Izzat what those things in people's ears are? |
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Edited on Thu Jul-19-07 05:43 PM by trof
I figured it was some kinda cellphone. Yeah, dumb and show-off. Like "I'm so important I have to be instantly in touch with everybody I know. WooHoo...looka my new toy." twits
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:52 PM
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3. How about walking down the aisle at a store and you see somebody... |
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standing all alone yelling at ...welll..nothing (that you can see)
I DON'T KNOW....WHAT DO YOU THINK? I LIKE THE RED ONES BUT MARSHA KIND'A LIKES THE BLUE ONES AND YOU KNOW HOW SHE CAN BE WHEN SHE DOESN't GET HER WA...
AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGGGGGgH!!!!!
Some day I'm going to lose it and stand 1 foot from these pricks and just start screaming until the nice Men in their white coats come and.....
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:54 PM
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4. My issue is those Nextel Phones that BEEP constantly... |
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Like, people can't be bothered to just talk on the phone like a normal person...No, it's gotta be all cool, like walkie talkies. :mad:
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:13 PM
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Hate it too.
I hate a lot of things lately.
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Starbucks Anarchist
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:19 PM
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19. Oh my fucking God, I hate those things. |
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Fri Jul-20-07 12:31 AM
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28. That is so uncool, I hate Nextels |
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:55 PM
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Too much light bothers my eyes, so I will sometimes wear sunglasses indoors. I don't know why people freak out about it so much, particularly people I work with who have seen me do it EVERY year in the fall.
Plus, I've heard there's this herb that dialates eyes of people who imbibe it. :hippie:
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Thu Jul-19-07 05:58 PM
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but tell us how you really feel... get it out there!!!
nice mini rant short and to the point!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
lost
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Xipe Totec
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Thu Jul-19-07 06:20 PM
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7. Drugstore cowboys who wear Stetsons indoors nt |
EstimatedProphet
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Thu Jul-19-07 06:33 PM
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8. I think just assholes in general are bad |
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I would agree with you on those, but I try to avoid pretty much all assholes really.
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Thu Jul-19-07 08:01 PM
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12. We're all assholes at one time or another to someone. |
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It's kind of hard to avoid everyone. It's impossible to avoid yourself.
This isn't an attack. I'm not accusing you of being an asshole. Just making an observation that none of us is always sweetness and light, and none of us is always reasonable.
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EstimatedProphet
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Thu Jul-19-07 08:23 PM
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But this is a light subject. Oh, and I am always sweetness and light too.
:P
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Fri Jul-20-07 12:36 AM
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31. I can be an asshole and I know it, just depends on what it is |
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Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 12:38 AM by smtpgirl
So TRUE
Being a ENFP I welcome the criticisim.
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Thu Jul-19-07 06:40 PM
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9. I need my shades inside |
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the sun never sets on someone who's cool. :)
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Left Is Write
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Thu Jul-19-07 06:41 PM
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10. I have been known, on occasion, to wear sunglasses indoors... |
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when I have forgotten my regular glasses in the car. :)
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Thu Jul-19-07 07:58 PM
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11. But do you also despise: |
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1. Fuckbags who wear their bluetooth headsets in public when they aren't on the phone, and
2. Shitwits who wear sunglasses inside when they aren't welding.
Just wondering.
Great rant, BTW.
:rofl:
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Thu Jul-19-07 08:25 PM
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i guess it's the price you must pay to relieve the pretentious assholes of their $$$$
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:07 PM
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15. subcategory on #1 is people who work in a call center where |
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they are on the damn phone all the time anyway..like we actually have time to talk on our own phone. jeez
I crack up watching those bozos mostly men I might add striding around the office looking so self important because they have the latest toy tacked to the side of their head.
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:08 PM
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16. i hate people who are late every fucking time. is that pretentious? |
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i don't know but, i fucking hate it. :grr:
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:13 PM
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17. How about people who wear their sunglasses.... |
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hanging from their shirts when it is raining and pitch dark outside??? Because their shades have a mirror finish and they can probably enjoy their own reflection under the fluorescent lights???
Not to mention the cacaphony of rings, dings, ringtones and beeps of various kinds in the office when one is supposed to be concentrating on work.
:evilfrown:
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Thu Jul-19-07 10:43 PM
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25. I don't have anywhere to put them :( |
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They get crushed in my pocket.
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:25 PM
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20. Are all assholes pretentious? |
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Or are all pretentious people assholes?
Inquiring minds want to know. :rofl:
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Fox Mulder
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Thu Jul-19-07 09:38 PM
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21. I sometimes wear sunglasses inside because... |
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Edited on Thu Jul-19-07 09:39 PM by Fox Mulder
fluorescent lighting hurts my eyes.
I don't think I'm a pretentious asshole. :shrug:
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Thu Jul-19-07 10:36 PM
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because one of my eyes is crazy and people seem nicer to me when they can't see it. When I talked to people like cashiers or whatever I noticed them glance at my eye and look away and it makes me feel weird and different.. which is totally not bad but I've learned how it makes people act, most are great but it works better to look dumb for wearing sunglasses than dumb for having a crossed eye.
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Thu Jul-19-07 10:24 PM
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22. I'm going to get all indignant now... |
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because I have been guilty of #2. I mean, how can you say this? I wear sunglasses indoors all the time and IIIII'M not a pretentious asshole.
It's all about me! It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
;)
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Thu Jul-19-07 10:42 PM
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24. How about people who put tensor bandages on EVERYTHING. |
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Maybe not "pretentious" per se, but c'mon. You don't need a freakin tensor bandage for every single activity you do. If you twist your ankle or wrist or knee, fine.
Oh...and people who take longer than 2 minutes ordering a coffee and bring specifications as if the coffee guy is making you a fucking car. Its coffee, for fuck sakes. Brew the beans and drink the fucking thing already.
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Thu Jul-19-07 11:04 PM
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26. Some of us need sunglasses indoors |
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after ingesting seven beers, four Vicodins, 3/4 of a joint and something I found in an old coat I haven't worn in 8 years.
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Fri Jul-20-07 12:29 AM
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27. Fuckbag, I like it!!! |
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But sometimes, I put my shades on halfway through my office hall before leaving for my next Help Desk call.
I have a big rear entrance that is nothing but glass, yes it is somewhat mirrored, but you can see the sun still.
The rear entrance glass is about 50 ft. wide.
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Fri Jul-20-07 12:32 AM
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29. Just two? You're slipping! |
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Fri Jul-20-07 12:34 AM
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30. The most ass foolery thing is |
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Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 12:35 AM by smtpgirl
When your niece's best friend picks up in a Hummer!!!
My sister & I ragged on her shit for a while after that!!
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