I am sitting on the back porch, amongst the flowers and fauna.

[Writer]

It's overcast and temperate. The bird chaser fountain is clack-clacking and there's a hint of moisture in the air.

But I haven't showered today and I smell. Unfortunately I'm enjoying my backyard so much that I don't want to go inside and huddle in a shower stall. My friends are coming this evening, and they'll likely think that I spent all day cleaning Gandalf's cat pan, not outside near the garden.

If this is the worst thing that happens today, then I am doing fine.

~Writer~

[SPKrazy]

1. just spritz a little perfume

and they'll be confused as to what they are smelling :P


:hi:

[Writer]

3. I could try that.

I have a bottle of Perry Ellis' "Blue" that I lurrrrrve.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Why not take a dip under the hose?

That can be fun!

[Writer]

4. Wet 'n Wild at the Writer Compound!

Hrmmm... why not?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. You could turn it into a wet t-shirt contest!

:rofl:

[Writer]

8. The teenage boy who lives on the other side of the fence might find it interesting.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. No doubt...

His mom might not take too kindly to it, though... :rofl:

[Inchworm]

5. That's what ALL the gurls say...

:hi:

[Writer]

7. ...

;)

:hi:

[Inchworm]

9. ..

as I juggled my practice balls in the back yard...

:hi:

[Writer]

10. I have a bocci ball set... want to come over and play?

Red balls, green and blue. I even have yellow balls.

They're fun to play with.

[Inchworm]

17. you just said I had a tail huh?

:rofl:

[Writer]

21. Okay let me think about that a bit.

No, I'm afraid I have no idea what you mean by a tail. Although your user name IS inchworm...

[Guava Jelly]

12. and if it isn't

I will be here for a kind word and a hug :)

[Writer]

13. You're such a sweetie.

I think you'd enjoy the backyard, too.

[Guava Jelly]

14. we would have a cold mixed drink

And just relax.
Great company and beautiful surroundings...
I'd say it couldn't get much better than that :D

[Writer]

15. You'd love the mountains.

I'd bet you'd get all outdoors-y if you moved here. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

16. I'm packing now!

And filling up my suitcases :rofl: :silly:.
I bet it is beautiful.

[Writer]

19. Here it actually COOLS DOWN in August.

;)

Can't wait to have you.

[Guava Jelly]

22. Have me?

:hide: :blush: :rofl:

[Writer]

23. Ooopsy!

:hide:

(Psst... did you know that Mr. Writer almost joined DU months ago?)

[Guava Jelly]

24. really?

hummmm :D (he seems like a great guy from what i have heard of him)

[Writer]

25. He's a very nice person.

He signed up because he saw someone get snarky with me and wanted to defend me, but alas, didn't verify his registration.

[ThomCat]

18. Can you run through the fountain with some soap?

:P

Do you have enough privacy to streak through the fountain? Who says being clean can't be fun?

[Writer]

20. I have four neighbors whose first move would be to call the paddy wagon.

(The idea is nice, though ;))