Freeper landscaping

[u4ic]

Lawn Art - only $800! Flowers and accessories not included.









I saw this online ad on my local used stuff site. Can you say B_A_R_G_A_I_N? :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

1. Ummmm....

Okay.


So what would you like for your engagement present? It might be easier if you just tell me.... :blush:





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[DS1]

13. Hey, what's going on here?

that's the second time you've mentioned that!

Is our euphoric getting hitched with Elvis in Vegas? Have I asked too much?

[ForrestGump]

14. That

would be telling...



:D


It's the brazillionth time I've mentioned it, though. :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Say hi to Mr. Telling when you finally get to him

:-)

[ForrestGump]

16. I'm gonna make him talk

We want...information.

Information.

In formation...


:D

[Eagle_Eye]

2. Where I live, Codes Enforcement would write the home owner a citation

The home owner would be directed to remove the unregistered car from their property

[Tyler Durden]

3. Can't be RURAL freepers.

The car isn't up on cinder blocks and it doesn't look like this is the front yard.

[KG]

4. landscaping for your freeper next door:

[deucemagnet]

5. Freeper penthouse

[GenDem]

6. OK what the fuck is wrong with me?

I like it.

Something about the rust and the vintage structure paired with the softness of the flowers. If I had an old, antique chassis laying around I might just consider landscaping around it. :shrug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. Ditto.. I like it.

I don't see the problem. I would be exited if my neighbors put things like that in their lawn. It would make it fun to walk down the street.

[blondeatlast]

8. Thank you--I do too! Great composition and juxtapostion.

I think it's beautiful.

[ceile]

9. I like it too.

Good way to make use of what you have instead of it ending up in a landfill somewhere.

[El Fuego]

10. I like it too!

It's an intriguing antique, not a junker on blocks. Very creative. :thumbsup:

[Kajsa]

11. GenDem, I like it, too.

Yep, the red tones of the rust really set off the
colors of the flowers.

I'm not sure what the smaller pieces are, but
they set off the colors as well.

It's balanced, artistically.

:hi:

[sarge43]

27. The smaller pieces are a wood stove and its top. n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Gulp. I like it, too.

[Digit]

23. Looks great to me, too

Now, that trailer up in the air is another matter entirely.

[MissMillie]

25. I do too

near where I grew up someone took a metal bed frame and put it on their front yard. It was the frame for a small flower garden.

on the side rail they painted "flower bed"

I like that one too.

[sarge43]

26. I like it, too.

True Freep landscaping would involved cut outs of little boys peeing in the weedy flower patch, faded flamingos, piston wind chimes, car tire swings, soda bottle mulch and for the center piece a pile of junk.

[Maine-ah]

17. ha! that's what I'm gonna do to my hubbie's 2 junkers in my

yard!

btw, not all of us with dead vehicles in the yard are freepers. Some of us just don't have the money for a garage. :-)

[billyskank]

18. You so love Alberta. I can tell.

:D

[begin_within]

19. Jeff Foxworthy does a very funny segment on his "Blue Collar TV" show, where people

send him pictures of their yards, and he shows one as the "Redneck Yard of the Week." They are atrocious and hilarious.

[Guava Jelly]

20. That was part of my Dowry to you

"A cute little sports car"
:D

[buddhamama]

21. the poor u4ic

i have tried to stay neutral in the winning of the Lady's hand because i love you and Forrest,
but...but,

i might have to steal her away from the both of you,

her and i could live out our lives in a chocolate induced haze. :D

[Guava Jelly]

22. Paligamy could be fun

:evilgrin: :silly: :hi: you :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

24. Wait a minute

...I need a moment here... :o





Could you at least send pictures?

:hide:

[Rude Horner]

28. That's not freeper landscaping. My bro-in-law has freeper landscaping

I wish I had a picture, but I'll try to describe it.

He lives on a corner lot at a busy intersection. He had this big tree in his front yard that he wanted to get rid of. He cut it down to the point to where he had about a six foot tall stump. With the remaining stump, he carved the letters "USA" vertically down the stump, and then painted the "U" red, the "S" white, and the "A" blue.

It's a hideously ugly, over-the-top, monstrosity in his front yard. I just thank god I'm not a neighbor of his.