Crap! What the Hell happened to my baby girl?

[SarahB]

She's 15 and just colored her hair and blowdryed it. Now she looks like a mid-80's Tawny Kitaen. I feel so old! :cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I lit up and vastly expanded her world last night.

Rowr.

:rofl:

[DS1]

2. Dingo juice

:hide:

[SarahB]

4. I don't know what that means.

:scared:

[DS1]

6. read up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance

also a big Seinfeld reference

[SarahB]

10. As in

the "A DINGO ATE MY BABY" lady?

[DS1]

12. Exactly

Well done, big brain

[SarahB]

22. Smartass

:spank:

[redqueen]

3. Oh God...

I'm so not looking forward to that!

:pals:

[SarahB]

7. How old's yours?

Mine's now 5'9"!!! People hit on her in front of me not realizing I'm her mom (I'm only 5'4")! :grr:

[redqueen]

11. One's 9, the other's 7.

Later this year 10 & 8.

I'm 5'3" and the 9 year old is already nearly as tall as I am.

I'm scared! :scared:

[Aristus]

5. Brace yourself, SarahBelle; the real shocks will happen when she is 17.

:scared:

Hair? Phht! That's nothing; when my step-daughter was 17, she made me a grandfather!

[SarahB]

20. My daughter is very choosy about boys.

But I know when she eventually does fall for someone, it'll be hard. (Let's just hope whomever the little is, he deserves her.) We've had lots of lectures regarding the wonderful blessing of Jesus known as contraception. Stuff can happen though, I know.

How's yours doing?

[Aristus]

28. Well, she's happily married now (not to the father of my first grandchild)

has two steps and another one of her own on the way. So, basically four kids by the age of twenty-four. And her husband is a terrific guy. Things could be much worse. :-)

[SarahB]

29. That's good.

I had her when I was 20. I'm not perfect and was a lot slower in my career progress than I would have thought, but I'm doing pretty well now. Being a young mom isn't the end of the world, it just makes things a little tougher sometimes. :)

[asthmaticeog]

8. Oh god dammit, no!

Please tell me mid-80s hair is NOT coming back! :grr:

[SarahB]

15. She usually straightens it, but newly blowdried and unstyled is definitely Tawny.

She said to me, "Mom, I would have had cool hair in the 80's, huh?" Then I said, "Holy crap. Googled Tawny Kitaen." We both laughed, but then it was kind of freaky. :scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Oh no! Into the bunker for another decade!

The only benefit of 80s hair was to watch hair band videos- with the sound off. Hilarious preening!

[sniffa]

9. who's tawny kitaen?

the wife of the angeLs' pitcher who stabbed him with her stiLLeto?

why shouLd you feeL oLd? that happened onLy a few years ago.

[redqueen]

13. Are you serious?

Whitesnake video... she's the one writhing around on the car and waving those impossibly long legs around. Also climbing around in the car.

Why do I remember that video so well?

[sniffa]

14. um, whitesnake?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

16. aahahahaha

You lucky lucky boy, you, to have missed out on the awfulness that was hair bands. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs

[sniffa]

17. um, hair bands?

:shrug:


























































:rofl:

[redqueen]

19. DAMMIT!

I'm so FUCKING gullible!

:blush:

:P

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

25. yeah, the front walkover that shook the world.

http://www.gymnasticsrevolution.com/GymInteractive-Floor-FrontWalkover.htm

she really was the best thing about hair metal.

[SOteric]

21. SSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

If matcom gets wind of this, he'll climb down from that tree outside of teenMidlo's window and pitch a tent by your daughter's doorstep! :scared:

[redqueen]

23. ...

:rofl:

... pitch a tent... omg...

[SarahB]

26. That's why I didn't mention the Kelly Brook resemblance.

:scared:

Although she does occasionally wear capri pants, so that should be good Matcom-repellent! :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. Why do you feel old?

Because you know who Tawny Kitaen is?

or you can remember the 80's...

[SarahB]

27. Because I spawned someone who is old enough to look like that.

:cry:

[seemunkee]

30. Mine's 18 has pink and green hair

and I have to ask her to button up when she is around me.
I am so thankful for the sXe movement.