I bought a pair of jeans that are too tight to button

RetroLounge

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:25 PM
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I bought a pair of jeans that are too tight to button

But they were so. cute.
I largely convinced myself I could just hike them up a little, and wear them when I'm out somewhere that I expect to not have to bend over.

Not gonna happen.

I need someone to go shopping with me who can stop me from buying inappropriate items; it's way too easy to talk myself into them.

Anyone else do this?

:shrug:

RL

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:28 PM
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1. I'll go with you

But I'll have to accompany you into the changing rooms.. you know, to make sure everything fits. :evilgrin:

;)

:rofl:

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RetroLounge

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:31 PM
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2. Could be arranged...

:hi:

RL

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:34 PM
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3. Need a little help there, buddy?

I can give it a good yank if you want...

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RetroLounge

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:41 PM
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4. I love your command of pronouns...

very sexy...

:9

RL

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:46 PM
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5. I prefer not to leave any participles dangling.

So... let's use the proper conjunction, shall we?

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RetroLounge

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:49 PM
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6. You can diagram my sentence anytime...

:D

RL

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:50 PM
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7. I'll start with the definite articles...

then go down from there.

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RetroLounge

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:51 PM
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8. And I will provide you with multiple...

Edited on Fri Jul-20-07 10:51 PM by RetroLounge

...syllables...

:9

RL

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Writer

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:52 PM
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9. You're so fucking articulate.

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RetroLounge

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:59 PM
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12. Very true...

I can cause amazing sounds with my lips and tongue...

RL

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Fri Jul-20-07 11:02 PM
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13. And I can pucker my lips and blow.

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stuntcat

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:53 PM
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10. not new buys, but I'm hanging onto 5 or 6 skinny old pairs just IN CASE

pairs from my 20's.. now I'm on the downside of my 30's but I still have to keep them :(

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ThomCat

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Fri Jul-20-07 10:54 PM
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11. I love being a shopping buddy!

Ohh! Ohh! Pick me! :hi:

Besides, then I'd get to be there when you try things on. :9

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