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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:23 AM
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Woman, get your tongue out of my ear... (my dogs)
Let me nuzzle your ear.
No, get the hell away from me.
But there is only one bone, and i want to chew it.
You can't have it, piss off, I'm tired, and daddy bought the bone for ME
You tease....

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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:30 AM
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1. Beautiful! :)
So now I have to post one of mine. :)

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:48 AM
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4. Engi...
My God, what a beautiful puppy. Thank you so much for this lovely photo :hug:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:48 AM
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5. Aww, What a cutie
:hug:

what a cute pup, what kind is it?
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StarryNite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:59 AM
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8. Adorable puppy.
Is it an Akita?
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 09:19 AM
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9. Thanks..
Yep...I'm impressed you knew that! :) But she went from that to this....





:rofl:
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StarryNite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 12:29 PM
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12. OMG!
That's a hoot! :rofl:

How much does the Akita weigh?
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-22-07 01:55 PM
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13. ...
she's fairly small for an Akita. About 70 lbs.

:hi:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:30 AM
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2. I just channeled Waylon Jennings
Verse 1:

I've learned to turn the other cheek
Is not what love's about
I've turned mine so many times
That i damned near wore 'em out

I've grown used to your abuse
And I thought I'd never quit
But I woke up this morning
Couldn't find my shiv-a-git

You've always liked to play your games
Well I got one for you
Pretend we're playing checkers girl
And it's your time to move

You'll find your suitcase on the porch
And the taxi in the drive
Get your tongue out of my mouth
I'm kissing you goodbye

Verse 2:

I see you've finally made it home
You been out all night
Your artificial hair's a mess
And your clothes don't fit you right

I've given and forgiven
Till there ain't nothing left
But all you gave was just enough
To satisfy yourself

I can smell that whiskey in your hair
And sen-sen on your breath
If you ever tried to tell the truth
You'd choke yourself to death

I don't want your nasty kisses
And don't tell me no more lies
Get your tongue out of my mouth

I'm kissing you goodbye
Get your tongue out of my mouth
I'm kissing you goodbye

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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:47 AM
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3. adorable dogs
that tongue belongs in his ear, but he looks a little something :rofl:
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StarryNite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:58 AM
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6. Those are beautiful Collies.
:loveya:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 01:59 AM
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7. Thank you so much...
:hi:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 09:49 AM
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10. beautiful dogs
phillboy...


give them a hug from me...


:pals:
they look so soft


lost
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-21-07 09:55 AM
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11. I'm in love with your dogs.
If I was your neighbor, I'd walk them for you.
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