Would someone please give GOPSux a lap dance?

[taterguy]

We're a helping community at DU and the poor guy needs some help.

[Maine-ah]

1. ok, but no touching....

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

3. woohoo

can we negotiate the touching thing? :evilgrin:

[Maine-ah]

4. non negotiable. sorry.

I'm already pushing it being married and all.....but I like you, so you'll at least get the dance. :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

5. Drats

But still it would be a treat (as long as Mr Maine-ah isn't packing heat) :D
cues music.."dont you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me"
woohoo Yeah!!! thats what I'm talking about..drooooooooooool (Why didn't i pick a longer song) :mad:

[Maine-ah]

6. roflmao!

actually, the Mr. packs 2 shot guns....... good choice for music though. I have a couple of friends who like to bring "extras" into their bedroom, maybe they might be a better choice for this.....

[Guava Jelly]

8. send um over

:party: and thanks for the most sensual virtual lap dance i have ever had :patriot:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. I've got your back!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6737046

[Guava Jelly]

9. Alice's Restaurant

yes!!! thats like 20 minutes long..

[Guava Jelly]

2. Thank you for your help

And I promise not to be wearing pants :D

[taterguy]

10. If I knew this would work I would have requested one for myself

[billyskank]

11. Seriously

Maybe DU can help me get laid? ;)

[taterguy]

12. OK, ok, I'll start a thread for you

I'm in a giving mood

[taterguy]

13. Gratuitous kick

[LeftyMom]

14. I would offer,

but he'd start gibbering something about mutants and then wet himself, and really, who wants to deal with that? :)

[Guava Jelly]

16. As long as he was many hundred miles away

And i could go into the Mutant protection program..errr i mean witness :hide:
A lap dance from a smokin militant vegan x mod would be dreamy :)
I might just give up the carnivourous lifestyle ;)

cueing music...La freak

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMgR-jGoSXQ
freak out Chic 1979

[LeftyMom]

19. Oh, well if it was to get you to go vegan,

it'd be activism, so the mutant might let you live. :)

Sounds like something PETA'd do. Lapdances for Lambs or something like that. :rofl:

[Writer]

15. Okay.

Come here, hon...

[Guava Jelly]

17. IBTL

I'm
Bout
To get a
Lap dance
:woohoo: :party:
cues Music ...Mysterious ways u2

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4YPHC7ts2fk

[bridgit]

18. very-highly-likely not without one of those tissue/toilet paper cover thingies...

:thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

20. I am professionally sanitized hourly

But i do suggest safe lap..
So I wear a full body condom
:D

[flvegan]

21. Okay, but

I don't think he's gonna like it.

[Guava Jelly]

22. At least i hope i don't

That would be awkword..:D

[LeftyMom]

23. I would kick your ass.

:grr:

[Guava Jelly]

26. But i promise i'll go vegan

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

27. OKay then, but no funny business.

[buddhamama]

24. i don't think i can

at least not without laughing. he's my bud. it'd be funny. :D

[Guava Jelly]

25. I would have to play a Shakira song

:evilgrin:
It would be funny though.
:D
And I would of course only think pure thoughts my friend :pals: :loveya:
well i will try to at least :silly: