I am buying taterguy a lap dance

[Guava Jelly]

Who wants to make an easy 20???

[taterguy]

1. K&R

[Guava Jelly]

2. Should i up it to 40 ??

:D

[taterguy]

3. I'm not sure how many lap dancers are awake at this hour

I guess it depends on the time zone

[TZ]

4. I'll bite....

Oh wait a minute....I thought the thread said "swing dance"...sorry no go here......I'm such a terrible tease aren't I?:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

5. like yeah

:rofl: So you say you are a swinger :hide: :dunce:

[TZ]

6. ........

:spank:
But your such a pev I bet you like that particular emoticon don't you?;-)

[taterguy]

7. You give spankings and swing dance in a g-string

You're my kind of gal :)

[TZ]

8. you men...

just wayyyy too easy to please......:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

9. ..

depends on who has the paddle :D

[Writer]

10. I do this all the time at home...

so, okay. I charge $30, though.

[achtung_circus]

11. I just gave myself a lapdance

and ended up kicking myself in the goolies. I don't get lapdancing, it hurts. Are there previous indications of taterguy's masochism?

[taterguy]

12. He's been known to expose certain body parts to extremely cold temperatures

Just a rumor though

[achtung_circus]

14. I did that when I got the old "snip, snip".

I used bags of peas. It wasn't for recreational purposes, though. Well, the snip snip was for recreational purposes but the cold exposure wasn't, if you follow me. And if you do follow me I have a restraining order. I borrowed it from Writer.

[Guava Jelly]

13. I'll paypal ya

;)

[taterguy]

15. How many times can you kick a thread without getting too obnoxious about it?