i am not funny anymore

[wildhorses]

~sigh~


if you find my sense of humor, please pm it to me. i miss it.


signed,

looking to laugh.

[buddhamama]

1. i disagree

i think you're very funny.

it sucks you're not feeling it.

bring laughter back. :) :hug:

[wildhorses]

6. i will find it...

it likes sugar cubes :hug:

[Joe Fields]

10. Here, these might help...

:hug:

And if those don't work, try this...:beer: or something stronger.....

[wildhorses]

12. wildhorses likes the sugarcubes

thanks :hug:

[Callalily]

2. I just think

you need a >>>>>>

[wildhorses]

7. those always help~ thanks

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

3. awww

I thinks yer funny wh!

:pals:

:D

[wildhorses]

8. funny like joe pesci

or funny like george carlin :shrug:

thanks:pals:

[SPKrazy]

15. funny like

carlin more :D

[wildhorses]

20. cos joe pesci

is NOT in the amusement business :wow:

what was that, goodfellas with ray liotta;)

[SPKrazy]

23. he he

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l19wHKpEmU
here, remember this :D

[wildhorses]

25. you're a funny guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW_riHWz_4&mode=related&search=

[Phx_Dem]

4. Here you go

[wildhorses]

9. installation has determined my current configuration to be

somewhat askew...and slightly bent, totally out of left field and coming off the wall to an infield near you:P

thanks, i needed that:hug:

[datasuspect]

5. i think i found it!

it was sitting next to my dignity at the bus stop.

[wildhorses]

11. wonder where they are headed? those rascals!

always on vacation when you need 'em the most:P

:hi:

[Hugin]

14. !

:rofl:

Now, that's funny. :)

[wildhorses]

18. yeah, data is a funny guy

i like him. his dignity can take my sense of humor out anytime:P

[TOhioLiberal]

13. Hi wildhorses...

...sorry you're not feeling funny today. Would a joke help?

[wildhorses]

19. jokes are a good thing, right?

see what i mean? i can't even remember :shrug:

:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

22. Jokes are a good thing...

...dare ya not to laugh!

Men are like...

....Placemats
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

....high heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.

....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.

.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

.....Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

.....Blenders
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

.....Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

.....Government bonds
They take so long to mature.

.....Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

.....Laxatives
They irritate the SHIT out of you.

.....Noodles
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

.....Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.


.....Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

.....Used Cars
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

.....Weather
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

[wildhorses]

27. i like coffe!!

just sayin' ;)

thanks :hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

29. me too...

...I don't have coffee. x( But I'm looking for some! :) :D

[mzteris]

16. evidently I'm not either.

I keep saying things *I* think are funny -

and not only does no one laugh -

no one even replies to my posts.

I'm a thread killer.

Ooops. Sorry. I probably just killed ur thread.

[wildhorses]

17. no way, jose

i am bouncing it:bounce:

:hug:

[mzteris]

40. it wuz dead 'til you bounced it, though.

Thanks for the pity bounce.

[wildhorses]

47. ~

[SPKrazy]

24. I laugh with mzteris

:hug:

how ya doin?

[mzteris]

41. yeah right. I know you -

You're laughing AT me, buster!





I'm - well - too much to even go into. Sometimes I have to just keep it all dammed up - 'cause if I started talking you'd be here all night and then some.

At least the new book is here. And I plan to start reading momentarily so you may not see me for a while.


I'm trying to catch up on all the loose ends so I don't get 'interrupted'. Of course there are those who live to make my life as miserable as possible so that probably ain't gonna happen.

[SPKrazy]

46. well, lock the doors

turn off the phone

and enjoy your book :D

:hug:

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

21. I know the feeling.

I'll keep looking for it.

:hug:

[wildhorses]

26. somedays are just not so funny --

thanks :hug:

[Wetzelbill]

28. yeah me neither

My presidential campaign is sucking the humor out of me. :)

[wildhorses]

30. it is just not funny anymore, is it?

[Wetzelbill]

31. Vote Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08

See, I have taken to shilling for myself. For shame. :)

[wildhorses]

48. i am just as bad~

[Ptah]

32. Well, I've been busy, stretching my sunflowers.

and working on the project to get a man to the sun



Looking into my neighbor's yard





:hi:

[wildhorses]

44. ~

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

33. I think you're funny, but looks aren't everything

No seriously, I think you are hilarious! :thumbsup:

(BTW, I played "Wild Horses" at my gig last night, and slayed 'em. I got the idea for it from your handle, so thanks!!!!)

[wildhorses]

35. glad to hear it...

well, i wish i could have heard it...

~oh well~

[Bullwinkle925]

34. perhaps it has only been misplaced and not lost? . . .

hope it shows up soon - we all enjoy it!

[wildhorses]

36. i think it will return

with data's dignity...rumor has it they are on a hot date;)

[billyskank]

37. You don't have to be funny

but you can't help but be fucking awesome. It's your essential nature. :hug:

[wildhorses]

42. that is the sweetest thing ever been said

[Road Scholar]

38. Try This:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6745737&mesg_id=6745737

[wildhorses]

43. now that is duzy worthy right there

;)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

39. You'll find yourself again. All you have to do is stop looking

and suddenly, there you'll be!
=====

Wild Horses
Sang by The Rolling Stones

Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted I bought them for you
Graceless lady you know who I am
You know I can't let you slide through my hands

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild horses couldn't drag me away

I watched you suffer a dull aching pain
And now you've decided to show me the same
No sweeping exits or off stage lines
Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild horses couldn't drag me away

I know I've dreamed you, it's a sin, it's a lie
And I have my freedom but I don't have much time
Faith has been broken tears must be cried
So let's do some living after we die

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild horses couldn't drag me away

Wild, wildhorses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wildhorses we'll ride them someday

[wildhorses]

45. ~