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Sat Jul-21-07 04:37 PM
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whoa! talk about a sausage fest |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:38 PM
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1. Are you talking about that little boy on the left? You, sir, disgust me. |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:38 PM
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2. they all look so happy in their contemplation of encased meats |
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why can't i ever go to parties like this?
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Sat Jul-21-07 06:34 PM
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22. don't leave out the by-product... |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:39 PM
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3. there's chicks in that picture |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:40 PM
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Having just bought in excess of 15lbs of sausage for a family picnic |
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I somehow feel inadequate now.
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:42 PM
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8. i bet these people live somewhere in the midwest |
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i will make it my life's mission to find them.
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:43 PM
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9. I offer my assistance on this most holy quest! Let us mount our steeds and head off for Adventure! |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:44 PM
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11. the queen of spain already emailed me back |
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we have her support for this sacred quest.
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:45 PM
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:01 PM
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13. Who is the patron saint of extruded pork products? |
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We'll need to enlist him or her on this noble quest.
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:03 PM
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15. these are the patron saints of butchers |
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* Adrian of Nicomedia * Anthony the Abbott * Bartholomew the Apostle * George * Lawrence * Luke the Apostle * Peter the Apostle * Thomas Bellacci
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:05 PM
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16. Ok, we are now the Knights of St. Bart! |
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:07 PM
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17. do we need a sacred oath |
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or some rituals to clarify the aims of our order?
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:11 PM
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18. We shall drink lots of beer as our ritual, and then make vows so solemn that although unable to... |
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remember what we had vowed the previous night, we will somehow be unable to break the vows and invoke them at times when we need an excuse not to do something (Can't go that movie, dear: made a sacred vow at St. Bart's)
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:15 PM
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19. rough draft for the oath |
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st. bartholomew the apostle, we beseech thee for thy divine grace in our quest for intemperance and consumption of encased meat.
we implore your kindness and assent to our endeavor, in this, our hour of trial.
protect us from the iniquity of those who offend us and give us ever-strengthening tolerance for stronger and stronger mustards.
we beg your protection and care. amen.
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Sat Jul-21-07 05:19 PM
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20. That's not an oath! That's a series of petitions! |
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I think we need to say something along the lines of "Almighty Lord, inspired by the example of your Apostle, Bart, I vow ____(insert vow here)_____. If I break this oath may I also be skinned and crucified as happened to Bart"
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Sat Jul-21-07 06:23 PM
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21. No, they are not encased meats, they are extruded meats! |
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HERESY! Begone from my presence, you offend St. Bart, and all of those who worship at the grill of extruded meat products.
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:40 PM
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4. I was hoping for a wienerdog photo thread |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:42 PM
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:40 PM
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5. Wow! I wish I had been invited |
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:42 PM
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7. i would have brought my mustard bandolier |
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fits 10 different kinds of mustard that i can strap across my chest just for sausage events such as these.
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Sat Jul-21-07 04:44 PM
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I have ever seen. :wow:
And I'm not thinking about food.
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