It's that time again....What's your fucking problem, DU?

[datasuspect]

me, i got googalamatz in the gabbagoo.

and spilkas in my genugtegezoik.

[RetroLounge]

1. I had my genugtegezoik removed when i was 12 yrs old.

Now I cannot produce enough wooferitzgus to make my yuirrrf work correctly.

:cry:

RL

[datasuspect]

2. oy, that gets me all verklempt

[Guava Jelly]

3. Nothing a little Viagra can't fix

Fucking problem solved :D

[datasuspect]

5. fucking a

but i can't use it cuz i got cancer of the prick

[Redstone]

4. Problems? We don't NEED no esteenking PROBLEMS!

Redstone

[Mojambo]

6. Little bit of athletes foot, actually. n/t

[datasuspect]

7. ring woim?

itchy?

[Mojambo]

10. Extremely.

Pretty sure I need new shoes.

I''m wearing socks and sandals today, but I think I'm gonna need to lose the socks. It's like a South American jungle down there.

[datasuspect]

11. i remember when they used to call that jungle rot

and my grandma would smear red shit all over it

[Mojambo]

12. Red shit. I'll ask about that at the pharmacy.

I'm looking for some red shit. Can you help me?

[datasuspect]

13. can i go with when you do it?

that'd be funny

[TOhioLiberal]

8. here's my fukkin problem...

...http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6745546

[datasuspect]

9. i read that

i really didn't know anything i could say. and i'm always afraid i'll come off indelicate because i am such an ass.

but it sounds like this guy might be doing something he doesn't want you to know about.

seems kinda insensitive of him to not include you.

do you suspect drug activity?

[TOhioLiberal]

16. You're not an ass datasuspect...

...probably just franker than people can stand.

I don't know what's going on with him. I'm not discounting anything but I doubt this is the case. He has told me of his drug use when he was younger, and he told me that today's versions of the drugs he did scare the hell out of him. I used to know what was going on with him, but now he's an enigma wrapped in my husband's skin. :shrug:

[Nikia]

14. My boss is all of these

http://msn.careerbuilder.com/custom/msn/careeradvice/viewarticle.aspx?articleid=388&SiteId=cbmsn4388&sc_extcmp=JS_388_advice&catid=wi
I know that some of these seem contradictory, but all of these 9 things are true about my boss. The thing is that he tries to be my friend while being a major asshole and disappointment as a boss. It might hurt him if he really knew that I wished that he would get fired.

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Well, my knee hurts a lot

It aches and throbs all the time.

I got a tooth needs pulled. Sometimes the pain goes straight to the top of my head.

My shoulder pinches a lot if I don't rotate it right.

I have a toe that I think I've broken.

Also, my elbow feels like it's about to snap if I pick up anything more than 5 lbs.

But you know me - I don't want to complain...

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Maybe you should make a good confession about that....

They say it's good for the soul.

I hear that Father Schmedlapkalashnikov is in his confessional right now at Our Lady of Perpetual Hopelessness.

[datasuspect]

18. i need to talk to father czestochowa

over at the "my alibi" lounge.

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. The one on Harlem Avenue...

somewhere between I-55 and Ogden?

I actually know how to pronounce "czestochowa".

And I have absolutely no Eastern European heritage.

[datasuspect]

21. is it still there?

it's been at least two years since i've been that way.

if i ever make it back up there (and i'm seriously considering it) we should go get drunk in berwyn or stickney.

that would rule.

[greatauntoftriplets]

24. I think so....

At least the building is still there and a bar. Haven't noticed the name of late. Oh, I've never been there, just driven past.

Yeah, we should. My level of tolerance isn't great anymore, but it'd be fun.

[datasuspect]

25. your tolerance isn't so great anymore?

so, that means you're capable of just 2 day benders?

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. Yikes, no....

It's what happens when you get old.

[rug]

20. feigned superciliousness

[datasuspect]

23. rabid denunciation

[trof]

22. I'm tired of being the Lounge whipping boy.

Could we have a whipping GIRL for a while?
Only seems fair to me.

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. I don't have a fucking problem.

In fact, that's never been a problem. :evilgrin: :P :rofl:

[trof]

28. If you don't HAVE a problem, then you ARE the problem.

Sorry.
That's just the way it is.

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. Oh, I have plenty of problems....

just not a fucking problem. :P

[trof]

30. Oh. OK. nevermind

;-)

[Left Is Write]

31. Schpilkes in your tuchas?

[Deja Q]

32. I'm not fucking, maybe that's the problem!

:spray:

[Shell Beau]

33. I am just guessing here, but you DON'T want to know my problems!!!!

:)

I kid but not really!!