Ever wonder how Cheney survived multiple heart attacks?

[JANdad]

Because Satan does not want a coup in hell...











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[Robeson]

1. Probably because he has the best health care in the World....

...unlike the rest of us.

[Wapsie B]

2. Exactly.

Hell, he could've had an entire transplant done for all we know.

[TOhioLiberal]

3. because he has no heart...

...therefore it's easy to survive.

[StarryNite]

4. Maybe he's a Stepford dick.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

5. Cheney in hell

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=90153&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=/shows/lil_bush/video/highlights/index.jhtml&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

[Zoigal]

6. Regardless of all that

good care, he must be living on borrowed time. Wonder if he
got his new defibrillator yet? Was slated to be replaced in July.

[tool_of_the_people]

7. He's alive?

You sure that we're not getting the 'Weekend at Bernie's' scenario?

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. Because he's a dalek?

:shrug: