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Sat Jul-21-07 10:08 PM
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| Poll question: I bought my wife the new Harry Potter novel. Will I get laid tonight, or will she just keep reading? |
| Deja Q
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:25 PM
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| 1. Well, you have a wife. Chances are you'll get laid eventually. |
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Find something else to do.
Weedwhacking comes to mind...
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| JVS
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:27 PM
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| 2. Come in dressed like a wizard and cast a spell on her. |
| petronius
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:56 PM
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| 8. He already cast a spell: "Coitus interruptus!" |
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I think he may have to wave his own wand tonight...
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:30 PM
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| LeftyMom
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:32 PM
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| 4. "He dies. Let's get busy." |
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I double dog dare you. :rofl:
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:37 PM
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| 5. Depends on how fast a reader she is. |
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I finished it in just under 8 hours. If you got it early enough you might be ok.
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:49 PM
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| 6. Teller it's not worth her time, have the sex. |
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Sat Jul-21-07 10:50 PM
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| 7. dude you are out of luck... |
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...sorry. :hi: maybe tomorrow.
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