Things that You just don't hear Men say.

[BlueJazz]

Feel free to add your own.

1. Honey, I'm going down to the store ...would you like me to pick up some Sanitary Napkins?

2. Geez..How come I never get to take out the Garbage?

3. Well...My blind date was very Intelligent and attractive, but frankly, Her Tits are just too Big.

4. You know, darling....I don't think we really need a 42" Plasma TV just to watch Football Games.

5. This movie has WAY to much Nudity...Put some panties on, for Christ Sakes !!

6. So what if Jim and Bob called me about going fishing? I was hoping to stay around the house
tomorrow and get some chores done.

My Favorite.

7. Yeah..Yeah..I know she said she can't come...Ah..Here..Hand me the phone....
I'll bet I can talk your Mother into spending the Summer with us.

[Deja Q]

1. Hmmm

1. Write it on a list and I'll buy 'em for ya.

2. I always take out the garbage. No qualms in doing so... 'course, I'm also a packrat...

3. Okay...

4. I'd say that. 42" is excessive; 32" is just right. A decent 42" plasma display is going to cost at the very least $3000. No way.

5. You never know.

6. Not having many friends, I have no qualms doing chores. :P

7. LOL

[Guava Jelly]

2. George Carlin said it best

"Stop S__king my _ic_ or i'm calling the police" :hide:

[rug]

3. Put the damn seat down.

[mykpart]

4. "I think I'll pull over here and ask for directions."

"It's OK, dear. I'll change that dirty diaper!"

[otherlander]

5. Does *anyone* actually call them Sanitary Napkins?