I have decided I would like a Designer Vagina

[matcom]

now keep in mind I have NO IDEA what the hell that is but it certainly sounds like something *I* might want. Don't you agree?

oh and if someone wants to actually READ GD and let me know what it is, more power to you! :eyes:

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. One word comes to mind

:think:


"sparkles"

p.s. Oops. This is Sarah. Finnfan's too "GD" to answer one of these questions. :P

[Zomby Woof]

2. I am keeping tight-lipped about your post

:yoiks:

[Left Is Write]

5. Oh, you -

you are BAD!

[Left Is Write]

3. I saw the thread title, but I have no clue what a "designer vagina" is.

I don't think I want to know.

[Deja Q]

6. I bet it's tight-lipped...

:hide:

I'll take one too! :evilgrin:

[lost-in-nj]

4. OMFG

You do know there is
plastic surgery for your (well womans) g spot????
helps make it bigger!!

:hide: :hide: :yoiks: :yoiks:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:



lost

[SarahB]

8. I work with gyn and plastic surgery patients.

I'm just waiting for the day to run into that. :scared:

[DS1]

7. Call me when they find one with an iPod adapter

iVag

[Deja Q]

10. You mean, this?

http://www.ohmibod.com/

:hide:

[lost-in-nj]

16. Christ in a handbasket

now... I have seen
everything....


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost

[ChoralScholar]

21. Ya gotta wonder what kind of music provides the most stimulation

because if you have to listen to Bach toccattas on the Harpsichord to get off, it probably won't sell well. :)

[Deja Q]

Oh, something with a lot of bass in it... if nothing featuring the vocals of Barry White...

:hide:

[krispos42]

28. How the HELL did you find that?!?!?

Um.....


Hmmm. Do I really want to know the answer to that?



Oh, hell, why not?

[AggieGal]

33. I want one of those.

Looks like a lot of fun.

[matcom]

11. i can't figure out where to insert the CD

:shrug:

[trof]

9. 1 link is worth 1,000,000,000,000,000 posts.

[trof]

12. And here it is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1403719&mesg_id=1403719

[Elidor]

13. Only the finest handtooled calfskin

Carefully crafted by skilled leatherworkers and kept supple with exotic oils. Vajay-jay by Gucci.

Then again...you're more a Fleshlight kinda guy.

[lost-in-nj]

19. Is there a

corinthian Pleather choice....

for the peta people


:hide: :hide:

lost

[Elidor]

25. Suuuuuuuuuure

We can even add speed bumps for enhanced pleasure.

We can rebuild you. We have the technology.

[billyoc]

14. I'm undecided,

I'll have to do some more, erm, research... :yoiks:

[badgerpup]

15. Saw last year...

..where this one woman got her whole works rebuilt, and as a 'present' to her husband, had it done with a hymen and everything so he could...er...uh...be the first.
:wtf:
That's going just a bit far, IMHO...
My gods. I just googled it. There is a freakin' MARKET for this sort of thing! :hide::yoiks:
http://www.labiadoctor.com/hymenoplasty.html

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I think I'd be a bit put off

if I encountered one with "Gucci" on it.

[lost-in-nj]

20. ....

:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[trof]

18. There's a song here, I'm pretty sure:

Designah
Vaginah,
It's ain't for Aunt Jemimah
And nuthin' could be finah
Not just in Carolinah
In thuh mornin'!

Thankew.
I'll be here all night.
Don't forget to tip your server.
;-)

[libodem]

31. Duh, great minds think alike

I stated right away, in my head with, with, Nothin' could be fina, than to have yourself a designer, blah, blah, blah, blah, so we don't get the thread locked...'iner.

[ChoralScholar]

22. I'm trying to picture a fashion show, where we would view the designers' new fall lines

I'm thinking the logistics would be complicated.

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Are you complaining about Mrs. Matcom????

:mad:

[rug]

24. I have a monogrammed prepuce.

[petronius]

26. My anniversary is just around the corner, and you have solved my shopping dilemma!

My wife is gonna love this! Now, I just need to figure out how to wrap the thing...

[krispos42]

30. Oh, something thin and filmy from Victoria's Secret n/t

[havocmom]

27. What, no one posted the obvious Loung response...

"This thread is useless without pictures"

Everybody on sedatives this evening? Or are the bad kids just off for the day?

[petronius]

32. After your post, I did a Google Search on "designer vagina" and found a quiz

http://www.vaginainstitute.com/vagina/Vagina_Tests/womanhood/real_or_designer_pussy/real_or_designer_pussy.shtml

(Oddly enough, this link is not safe for work.)

[styersc]

29. Some things are better left up to nature.

I've yet to be disappointed.